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[vengeance_driven]

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Look, I still want to go for peace on this. I don't want to attack these people, they have lost a whole fucking world of shit already. So I am going to ask for something.

I want a story from your past. Something I can share, something that makes you you. Stories were important to them. Past experiences were important to them. It shouldn't give away anything on the ship, just something that is important to the past. Your past. If there is art you can do, a particular talent, something that is creative, give me this. A picture. A recording.

If you're not interested in avoiding a fight, just go do whatever. Lick on a gun barrel for twenty minutes. Warning, they taste bad. But for the ones that want to try? Do me this favor. Avoiding a repeat of Cadacus Primary is why I asked for this job in the first place.

[He'll... try to avoid arranged marriages this time.]

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[vengeance_driven]

Fancy Lads?

[That's the most important question here.]

[ersatzeverything]

Fancy Lads Snack Cakes. Stale cake on the outside, gooey creamy filling, heavily irradiated. Mmm-mmm.

[Deacon can dig these priorities.]

During the near total destruction of the world the Fancy Lads survived, so it wasn't all bad.

[vengeance_driven]

You know, I sort of feel that way about canned food because of the war.

Or cheap easy food in general.

Even if I could afford better.

[ersatzeverything]

Yeah, the food you eat while you're half-starved, it's like you always remember how amazing it was. Like, the food on this ship is totally fantabulous but sometimes I just really want some two-hundred year old trash.