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[vengeance_driven]

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Look, I still want to go for peace on this. I don't want to attack these people, they have lost a whole fucking world of shit already. So I am going to ask for something.

I want a story from your past. Something I can share, something that makes you you. Stories were important to them. Past experiences were important to them. It shouldn't give away anything on the ship, just something that is important to the past. Your past. If there is art you can do, a particular talent, something that is creative, give me this. A picture. A recording.

If you're not interested in avoiding a fight, just go do whatever. Lick on a gun barrel for twenty minutes. Warning, they taste bad. But for the ones that want to try? Do me this favor. Avoiding a repeat of Cadacus Primary is why I asked for this job in the first place.

[He'll... try to avoid arranged marriages this time.]

Comments

[squadgoals]

If you hit your leg below the knee on the way to the oven, do they become shinnamon buns?

(I'm more of a two pieces of bread and a filling kind of girl, but I could fry an egg if you asked nicely.)

[skelepun]

you keep making all these jokes, you might as well be serving me up a grinnamon bun.

(sometimes people compare me to an egg. do me a favor and don't crack me over any pans.)

[squadgoals]

I'm even better after I've had some of the bar's ginnamon buns.

(Nothing wrong with that. Lots of people envy the baby-smooth youth of an egg. I'd be more concerned about anyone running you a hot bath.)

[skelepun]

okay, i can't argue with that logic. i hereby grant you the winnamon bun.

(are you angling to feel my baby smooth skull? scandal)

[squadgoals]

Thanks, but these are a little on the light side. Sure they're not thinnamon buns?

(I'm told flattery gets a girl everywhere. How am I doing?)

[skelepun]

not sure, but after this mess i'm pretty sure you and i are kinnamon buns.

(i've had worse)