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[vengeance_driven]

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Look, I still want to go for peace on this. I don't want to attack these people, they have lost a whole fucking world of shit already. So I am going to ask for something.

I want a story from your past. Something I can share, something that makes you you. Stories were important to them. Past experiences were important to them. It shouldn't give away anything on the ship, just something that is important to the past. Your past. If there is art you can do, a particular talent, something that is creative, give me this. A picture. A recording.

If you're not interested in avoiding a fight, just go do whatever. Lick on a gun barrel for twenty minutes. Warning, they taste bad. But for the ones that want to try? Do me this favor. Avoiding a repeat of Cadacus Primary is why I asked for this job in the first place.

[He'll... try to avoid arranged marriages this time.]

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Re: audio;

[vengeance_driven]

Two reasons. When we came to the planet, one thing they said they valued above most other things was stories. But when we were asked to leave, one of the things they emphasized was that we had disrespected them and upset the balance of their society, the laws that maintain their peace.

These weren't warlords, they were a peaceful people. It is in there, in them.

Most of you guys weren't even here. So I'm hoping that with the right stories, they will understand that we all have influence over literally a hundred different universes. That in allowing us to go forward they would be keeping more of this balance they like.

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[redshitlord]

Wow. No, I... definitely wasn't around for that one. First thing I remember is the whale planet.

Okay, so. It's got to be meaningful stuff, right? Important stuff?

[vengeance_driven]

Yeah. Stories that you've been involved in, that make you who you are.

[redshitlord]

Okay, cool.

Can we just like. Tell you? We don't have to write this all down do we?

[vengeance_driven]

Yeah. I can bring them a recording. Hopefully they'll let me over to do that.

[redshitlord]

Okay, so like.

Once upon a time, there was me. Just minding my own business breaking land speed records and --



Wait, do these have to be completely true?

[vengeance_driven]

These people can see past and future. I don't know how specific it is, but I know it is an ability. I think if they decided to have a look, they would know.

[redshitlord]

Oooooh.

Okay.

So, scratch that bit about land speed records. But I was still racing! ... myself. Racing myself.