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[vengeance_driven]

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Look, I still want to go for peace on this. I don't want to attack these people, they have lost a whole fucking world of shit already. So I am going to ask for something.

I want a story from your past. Something I can share, something that makes you you. Stories were important to them. Past experiences were important to them. It shouldn't give away anything on the ship, just something that is important to the past. Your past. If there is art you can do, a particular talent, something that is creative, give me this. A picture. A recording.

If you're not interested in avoiding a fight, just go do whatever. Lick on a gun barrel for twenty minutes. Warning, they taste bad. But for the ones that want to try? Do me this favor. Avoiding a repeat of Cadacus Primary is why I asked for this job in the first place.

[He'll... try to avoid arranged marriages this time.]

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text; this looks truly heinous in comic sans so just pretend w/me

[skelepun]

so here's what you need. she had to make due what whatever humans were throwing away a lot of, so sometimes the butter got replaced with sour cream or crisco or whatever. use your imagination, c-primers.

1 cup + 3 tablespoons milk
3/4 cup butter
1 packet (2 1/4 teaspoons) yeast
1/2 teaspoons salt
1/4 cup + 1 tablespoon granulated sugar
3 cups flour
1/2 tablespoon cinnamon

scald the milk and some butter together, then add in your yeast. while that's getting all puffy and shit, mix up your salt, some of the sugar, and some flour. combine the two and get yourself a nice hulking ball o' dough.

let it rise overnight. i always skipped this step. probably a bad idea.

in the morning or whenever you actually remember you've got dough waiting on you, preheat your oven to 350 and roll out your dough into a rectangle, then spread some butter on. combine the cinnamon and sugar together and sift it all over that bad boy. make it rain. then you roll it all up, cut the top, form the little nubs into ears, and bam.

throw those bad boys in the oven until they're done and you've got yourself a bangin' treat. i liked to top mine with relish. good stuff.