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[goodluckkobra]

[ Kobra has a little bit of grease on his face and his hair is greasy and sticking to the side of his head. Anyone who's been in the Ingress repairing would have seen him helping there. ]

Hey, so like... how does everyone feel about runnin'? 'Cause they already think we're guilty, anyway, and I don't care much if they think we're cowards, either. Who the fuck are they, anyway? The bravery police? Don't got nothin' to prove to these guys that's worth gettin' half our crew ghosted.

[ He doesn't think he's a coward, of course, but he didn't live this long not knowing when to cut and run, especially when there's children involved. Everyone's on board, so they're not leaving anyone defenseless if they just go. What's the point of staying and fighting? ]

Oh and they're potentially listenin' to everything we say on here, so might not wanna be makin' battle plans on anything that could be listened in on. Just sayin'.

[ He shrugs. ]

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[heelys]

Some of us didn't even go to that planet! Why should we get in trouble?

[a pause.] What's a 'fuck'?

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[goodluckkobra]

[ He snorts. ]

Exactly how I'm feelin'. You another autobot? Feelin' like you guys need some kinda primer on slang.

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[heelys]

Yeah! Did the fact that I'm Cybertronian give it away? [Giant robots are kind of a sore thumb out here.]

I lived on Earth for a while... And I'm pretty sure I never heard that word.

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[goodluckkobra]

Uh... sure.

[ As if Kobra can tell one giant robot from another. ]

Fuck is like... sex, but it's also a curse.

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[heelys]

[WOW THATS SPACE RACIST]

... What's... sex?

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[goodluckkobra]

[ Kobra opens his mouth, closes it, opens it again and then he just starts laughing. ]

Do you know where babies come from?

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[heelys]

[Stare.]

Small humans? Don't they get delivered by birds?