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[knaval]

[riptide is pale. very pale. his optics are wide and the usual deep yellow glow of them is so intense it's almost white.

his grin is uneasy and forced.]

Hi! Just a quick note - who deals with the Ingress junk mail? Can I ask you not to leave body-- [he stops, inhales.] --just be more careful where you leave stuff, yeah? And, uh. Personal request. If anything comes through for me, space it. I don-- I don't want it. Ever.

[he looks about ready to shut off the video but stops.]

...Rodimus, don't look in the blue crate in the cargo bay. Just leave it.

Comments

video;

[heelys]

[and he's gonna round it back to the whole point of this.]

So am I. So what's wrong?

Re: video;

[knaval]

Stop deflecting.

[he rolls his eyes.]

I mean you need to get another room.

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[heelys]

You stop deflecting, Boat-bot.

[TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME.]

Re: video;

[knaval]

...You deflected first! I mean-- I didn't deflect!

video;

[heelys]

Ha! Got you!

[HE'S SO SMUG.]

Re: video;

[knaval]

Shut up! You didn't get anything!

video;

[heelys]

I'm getting something!

Re: video;

[knaval]

Nothing!

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[heelys]

Are you gonna tell me what's wrong or do I gotta keep bugging you because I can talk like this all solar cycle.

Re: video;

[knaval]

What do you think is stopping me from picking you up and pitching you out an airlock?

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[heelys]

Because I'm your loveable scamp of a friend who cares about you. Also you wouldn't be the first bot to try and throw me out of an airlock so I totally know how to get out of it.

Re: Video;

[knaval]

...You know, funnily enough I believe that.

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[heelys]

Thanks for the vote of confidence, Boat-bot