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[riptide is pale. very pale. his optics are wide and the usual deep yellow glow of them is so intense it's almost white.

his grin is uneasy and forced.]

Hi! Just a quick note - who deals with the Ingress junk mail? Can I ask you not to leave body-- [he stops, inhales.] --just be more careful where you leave stuff, yeah? And, uh. Personal request. If anything comes through for me, space it. I don-- I don't want it. Ever.

[he looks about ready to shut off the video but stops.]

...Rodimus, don't look in the blue crate in the cargo bay. Just leave it.

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It's something boring. Something so horrendously boring it's going to give me the most boring nightmares ever for a week.

[SORRY TEEBS]

... A copy of Optimus Prime's speeches or Megatron's?

Both.

Edited 2016-06-26 23:06 (UTC)

Well, now I really want to go see.

No, you don't. That's a lie. Why are you lying?

The more you say this, the more I want to go see.

Too bad, because I jettisoned them out the airlocks five minutes ago. Why don't you go fly around in space to see if you can find them?

I think I'll check the cargo bay instead.

Starscream, if you come into the cargo bay I'm going to shoot you in the face.

And yes, that was a threat.

Oh good that just gives me a reason to shoot you back. Self defense and all. Can't go crying to your fellow Autobots if you started it.

I rank higher on this ship than you, Starscream. Going against a superior's orders isn't a clever move.

Yeah well, I rank higher than you in life.

That's not a thing. That sounds like something someone who's too stupid to think of a proper response would say.

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