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[The video turns on to show Chloe, who is relaxing in her designated room. She's sitting on the bed, which is not standard issue but something new she picked up on the planet. That's just one of many.. many things she picked up on the planet.

For those who recognize the accent when she speaks, it's Australian with a deep timbre.]

Hello, all. Thought I might as well say 'hi' since I'm new here. The name is Chloe Frazer. I was assigned to be a transporter technician even though I don't know a bloody thing about transporters.

Anyone else have an odd job or is it just me?

[Maybe the captains just want to keep her out of trouble by making her work hard at something new.]

My theory is the captains are using a dartboard or a hat for assignments. I'm kind of leaning toward the dartboard at the moment. [She shrugs.]

Anyway, I hope we can all manage to get along here. Things seem a bit tense lately. Cheers.

[She nearly signs off, but then, before she forgets:]

Oh, and if you see a shitload of stuff in the hallway on Moro Deck, it's mine. Don't take it, and don't move it. I might have gone a little overboard with some of the shopping, but I'll find someplace to put it. Eventually.

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Ohhh, right, I forgot. That must be why you're so bad at obeying the speed limit, too.

[Ahahahaha speed limits what are those]

You're still funny. Even in space.

[Like that would make a difference.]

I'm funny everywhere. I mean, I hope space isn't some giant humor vacuum. That'd suck.

[Someone kill this man.]

Oh God, I'm going to hang up on you now.

[Because that was really bad.]

I thought you appreciated me being funny.

When you're actually funny. That was just bad.

Everyone's a critic. [He shakes his head sadly.] I'll just have to try harder.

[Uh-oh, Chloe. You may have created a monster.]

Test them out on Elena first.

[Elena married him. She has to put up with it.]

Throwing her under the bus, huh? Ouch. But I suppose that's fair.

[Elena did promise to be with him for better or for worse, after all. His puns probably qualify.]

She's the one who's stuck with you.

Yeah, yeah, fair enough. But consider this, Chloe: she likes my sense of humor. Testing them out on Elena might make them worse.

I think Elena has more taste than you give her credit for.

[Because even Elena wouldn't like that joke. She thinks.]

You sure? She married me. That's not exactly a ringing endorsement of her taste.

[Chloe is almost certainly correct, though.]

Are you saying Elena has no taste? Nate, that's a horrible thing to say about your own wife.

[She's teasing him, of course.]

Just wait until I tell Elena.

You wouldn't.

[YES SHE WOULD.]

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