that_cost: (headtilt: you're a moron)
Charlie McGee ([personal profile] that_cost) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-06-13 02:31 pm

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[ Charlie's seated on the beach again, holding a remote control in one hand while some sort of quadcopter/car thing sits nearby. She's installing batteries and pressing switches on the remote into the copter,frowning just a bit and looking over directions. ]

...shoulda paid attention to the guy I bought this from.

[ Oh, well. She turns again to address the MID, smiling a bit. ]

When I was eleven years old, I lived with my grandparents. At one point, I got really sick and had to stay in bed for a good, long while. A few weeks, I think. My grandfather had this habit of telling me a joke when I was feeling miserable. It was always the same joke, but it made me laugh every time.


I just remembered it and wanted to know if anyone else had a better one.

[ This may be a vague challenge towards one Nathan Drake. And Charlie is bored. ]

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’


[ She shrugs and smirks some, rolling her eyes a tad. ]

Stupid, I know. But I love it. Let's hear another one.
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[personal profile] a_shadow 2016-06-14 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
I always appreciated it when someone could deliver a joke completely deadpan. But both have their good points, I guess.
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[personal profile] a_shadow 2016-06-14 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
You just like jokes, that's what I'm hearing.
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[personal profile] a_shadow 2016-06-14 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
I can see why you remember that so fondly, then. About your grandfather's joke, I mean.
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[personal profile] a_shadow 2016-06-14 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to remember one I could tell you, but most of the ones York told were kind of dirty.

We were in the military.