thisavrou | video fwded to after the other Starscream's

Greetings my fellow shipmates. Since my alternate and far less charming version of me decided to place himself in your business I thought I might as well introduce myself.

My name is also Starscream. However, I'm not going to claim false responsibility over the majority of my people. I know I hold no authority over them and it would be foolish and dishonest to claim otherwise. Why my counterpart felt the need to deceive you, I have no idea. Please accept my apologies on his behalf.

With that said, it has come to my attention that former commander of 'my' faction is no longer fit for the job and I will be stepping up due to my rank in that regard. You can direct any issues concerning hostilities or problems from members of the Decepticons to me.

For those of you who don't know, look for this symbol.

[He'll point to the purple symbol on his wings.]

Those of my species with a different symbol, usually red, are Autobots and they have their own commander though I am not sure who exactly would be in charge of them on this ship. Usually they follow someone by the name of Optimus Prime. In his absence they seem to be a little disorganized if not embarrassing. I'm going to make a guess that Bumblebee will be the one you want to go to for them, but again I don't know exactly. This is just an assumption based upon what I've observed intelligence wise.

Ah, I think that's it. Thank you for your time.

Starscream out.

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[look at how THRILLED Starscream is to see you ooooh goodness]

Megatron. I was wondering when you were going to come crawling out of your hole. Looks like you've been doing a stellar job keeping order around here.

[except that no. no not at all.]

Ah. So you've calculated that some feigned outrage will earn you a little approval, eh Starscream?

[the pleasure's all on this end of the comm feed, buddy.]

There's nothing feigned about my outrage on this matter, Megatron. The Cybertronians aboard the Moira have displayed a blatant disregard for the safety of the other people on this ship, not to mention each other. It's bad enough Tarn has already killed someone, but now we've got Autobots attacking other Autobots. Right now it's not a matter of if the organics are going to have something done about us, it's when.

I'm sure you can agree that the actions of your current crew are unacceptable?

[He scoffs wearily.]

Still as sharp as ever at framing the situation in your favor. Your sudden concern for organic lives would almost feel genuine if I didn't know better.

But to answer your question, it is being handled. You merely need to concern yourself with your job of arbitrating.

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You don't get to tell me what I need to concern myself with anymore. Try to keep that in mind.

This is the best entertainment I've had in awhile.

[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF]

Shut up, Starscream!

Or else what? You'll go crying to Bumblebee again?

I wasn't even talking to you!

[It was probably wrong to find a little enjoyment in Starscream getting tormented by his own obnoxious personality, but he couldn't help himself.]

Perhaps you should start with arbitrating with your duplicate. He seems to have quite a handle on you.