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[daintylegs]

REALLY??

[Hello, this is Tailgate and he seems SUPER unhappy about several things right now. First and foremost is every other member of his own species. He's even on the verge of a panic attack, because too many things are happening at once. He means to lock to this to every Cybertronian he knows, but accidentally makes it public.]

Is it really too much to ask that we don't, oh I don't know, fight each other? Because I feel like just bringing it up as a possibility is asking for the impossible!

You're going to hurt an organic if this keeps up! We're going to look really bad at this rate!

Just imagine a world where we can talk things out like rational adults! How about that! No punching or killing needed!

Aha, but that makes me the crazy one, doesn't it?

[He's not just talking about the robot pileup either. While he's not entirely 100% sure about the details, he knows that a few more scuffles have broken out here and there among them, and that's just plain ridiculous.]

Comments

[sparkwhisperer]

My first editions have nothing to do with tailgate, or, for that matter, anyone that I have dispatched during the war.

They are a priceless artifacts of Decepticon History. Tailgate understands this, even if you don't.

[There is still no hostility in Tarn's voice. He's determined to keep control of this situation.]

[aerospacecommander]

They are still dead bodies hung on your wall.

I'm going to assume no one's made you aware that's not normal.

[sparkwhisperer]

Well, no, of course it's not an every day sort of display. I own the only first edition of Megatron's manifesto. These aren't just any corpses that I've picked up and nailed to my wall. They have the Towards Peace written in their viscera. It was the only way to get Megatron's writings back to Cybertron during the dawn of the revolution.

I will not be shamed for owning it, either. I would think that you would be more understanding of its presence as a Decepticon. You are fortunate to be able to look upon such an important piece of history.

[aerospacecommander]

I think your own appearance shames you more than your little trophies ever could.

But hey, to each their own and if you want to keep corpse books I'm not going to stop you.