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[pushed]

For a bunch of people who just got an all inclusive vacation, there sure has been a lot of politics and high drama going around lately.

[The post isn't actually audio, it's video. There's just nothing to see yet.]

I've got a serious question of my own, and it's sure to be the next hot debate topic. But let's try to keep things civil until we're all safely back home.

[Nick pulls back, and now he's in profile. Do not try to adjust the color, his beard really is blue - a nice shade of teal, to be specific.]

Which is the best color for me, this? [He turns his head, and the other side? That would be lavender.] Or this?

And forget about the eyebrows. I'm personally taking pink out of the running.

[Because that's what they are.]

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> video;

[arcreact]

[ Swapping to video to best make his point. ]

Me? Just some asshole from Malibu.

[ True to his word, he sounds aggressively Not British. ]

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Malibu? Wow, it must suck having to share a room.

Nice manscaping skills though.

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[arcreact]

[ He snorts. ]

Me, my fantastic facial hair, and my twelve bedrooms all thank you.

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[pushed]

...No way. Tell me you're kidding.

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[arcreact]

Okay: I'm kidding.

Doesn't make it any less true, though.

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[pushed]

Wait right there, I'm gonna go have a talk with some captains.

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[arcreact]

No way, they'll notice their clerical error and snatch my special treatment away from me.

[ He rolls his eyes, wistfully, almost. ]

Don't worry, I'm enjoying the same squalor as the rest of you.