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Hey, so I figured I should clear something up before it becomes an issue, because I'm not really into being mistaken for somebot else. Especially when they aren't as cool as I am? I got a reputation to protect, y'know?

[He holds up a screenshot of the recent video post that the other Bumblebee posted not hours before, and it's of the other Bumblebee's face.]

I'm Bumblebee. This guy is also a Bumblebee too, I guess, but he's old and kinda cranky and if you're looking for fun I'm the guy you wanna talk to. Seriously! I'm way cooler, and funner. So, let's call me Bumblebee number one--because I'm the best one, obviously--and this guy can be Bumblebee two or whatever.

As long as he keeps the Starscreams, I'm kinda cool with that. Got it? Good!

[He pauses.]

--Oh! Also, who else is a Crow's Nest Technician? Because I'm not entirely sure what I'm supposed to be doing except having stasis naps up there. Which, don't get me wrong, is a pretty sweet job but there's only so much napping one guy can do before he's super well rested.

[Another pause.]

Also, also, is there like, a video game system here that's not the VR room I can use? Lemme know. I'm dying to play something, and the arcade on the planets we're on is kinda boring. I wanna get back into getting my highscores up!

[it's only boring because he broke the machines there, but he's not gonna say that.]

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I don't know about [AIRQUOTES] "cooler", but I can say with utmost certainty that you're far more annoying than the other Bumblebee.

[And that's probably the closest thing to a compliment the other Bee is going to get from Starscream EVER.]

Awww, Screamy. I knew you cared.

I know where you live. Don't make me come over there.

I know you are, but what am I?

Oh, how precious. I'd take this juvenile challenge of yours up if I didn't think I would confuse you two sentences in with big words.

Since when does a Starscream know big words?

Since I bought this dictionary calendar. Today's word is "ignoramus", and it's about to have a picture of you next to it.

[He's not even joking, he reaches off screen for something and then starts doodling on one of those little calendars.]

You bought a dictionary calendar? What the hell is wrong with you?

Is there something wrong with my desire to expand my vocabulary?

I mean, only that it makes you way more of a nerd than I thought you were. Nerd.

Nerd, really? I don't think I've ever been called a nerd before.

[But hey it's better than pretty much everything else he's ever been called SO HE'LL TAKE IT.]

Really? Because that's totally what you are.

Fine, I'm a nerd. If you're trying to insult me, though, you're going to have to be a little more creative than that.

Was that a challenge, 'Screamer? Because I can go all solar cycle.

Go for it. I'm waiting to be impressed.

Well. Uh. I can't use all my insults all at once.

[THATS WHAT I THOUGHT PUNK]

Sorry, not buying it. I could let you borrow my dictionary calendar if you're struggling for words.

I don't need a calendar to tell you that you're a glitch head.

You're trying too hard. It's a little pathetic.

Not as pathetic as buying a dictionary calendar.

Spoken like a true ignoramus.

Is that the only word you know?

Nah, just bringing it back around to this.

[that calendar he was doodling on is brought into frame, and lookie there he's doodled an actually pretty good little picture of Bee right next to the word "IGNORAMUS"]

There, finished.

[!!!!]

That doesn't even look like me!

[he's mad because it does.]

Oh, you're right. Hang on.

[He takes a second to add some derpy-asslooking teeth to the Bee]

There, nailed it!

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