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[sidecars]

If anyone cares
That Ever Young pool this planet's been bragging about
Supposedly makes you look ten years younger
Well, it works

[ Which is exactly why Bucky isn't using video this time around. ]

Comments

[liberaltus]

A Qunari is something between a human and a dragon...massive, warlike. I wouldn't want to arm wrestle one, not even their women.

[Their women are burly!]

Dorian of House Pavus, a pleasure. [Someone used to be wealthy.] Oh my wounded pride, it's squishy, you know- so I appreciate the consideration before hand.

[sidecars]

Well now I want to wrestle one

Fine
I'll handle you gently like a virginal maiden
How does that sound?

[ Let him have an acolyte jeeeez!! He wants to be called sensei just as bad as the next guy! ]

[liberaltus]

If one ever should show up I will send them your way.

'Virginal maiden'? I believe we're 14 years too late for anything virginal, not that it doesn't sound appealing. Though is this an appropriate conversation for someone your age.

[he had to big guy, you understand.]

Well...I suppose I'm reassured enough, you've sold me.

[sidecars]

Ha ha ha
Shut up

Aces
I'll let you know when I start growing hair again and then we can get you up to fighting caliber!

[liberaltus]

[Dorian is doing his level best not to look too satisfied, though part of him is keenly aware that he will pay for that joke in no subtle way later.]

I thought you wanted to be the 11 year old who kicks my butt? Not that I'm complaining, I would much rather be manhandled...feels less wrong. [which is something he contemplates for a moment.] As a point of interest, what should I wear?

[sidecars]

Fine
I was going to go easy on you
But if you are going to be a sass mouth
I will come and lay you out on the floor like a bag of dirt
This is your doing
Not mine

Something you don't mind getting blood on :)

[liberaltus]

But being sassy adds to my charm. [Especially if he can't turn it off even in the face of being laid out.] I was looking forward to the virginal maiden bit.

[look at those sad eyes. The disappointment. THE DISAPPOINTMENT.]

That sounds brutal.