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If anyone cares
That Ever Young pool this planet's been bragging about
Supposedly makes you look ten years younger
Well, it works
[ Which is exactly why Bucky isn't using video this time around. ]
That Ever Young pool this planet's been bragging about
Supposedly makes you look ten years younger
Well, it works
[ Which is exactly why Bucky isn't using video this time around. ]
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The good kind
Where the lighting is all soft and hides flaws
Or the bad kind
Where you look like someone just revived you from the dead after two days?
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It's a scary thing to look in the mirror and look like you're 19/20 again.
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You should try eleven
[ He doesn't even have hair anymore!! OR A SEX DRIVE! ]
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Eleven? God, what were you thinking?
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Nothing on Earth actually makes you look ten years younger
This is the worst
Being eleven was terrible enough the first time
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Are you sure we came through the same Ingress after being kidnapped from Earth?
That should've been your first warning not to trust anything about this set up.
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I prefer to test things before I believe in them
That way I'm not some gullible guess who falls for any old wive's tale
Many would see that as a virtue, you know
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So what now?
[ He totally isn't, but that's not the point! Let him drink his free wine! ]
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Shining bright like a diamond.
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I am so much suaver than this I swear!
Come back and talk with me when I've got my A game please
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No chance in hell am I staying on this ship for that long. Sorry.
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Maybe two
Three at most?
Wait for me!!
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Fine.
A week isn't bad. Same goes for two or three.
Better than ten years.
You're not going to start crying are you?
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But instead of crying
I usually hit something
I'm not sure that's any better
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That depends.
Did you hit people or just break things?
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Whatever was closest or insulted me the most
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Let's hope you don't end up doing either while you're here?
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[ Ha ha ha... ha. Cough. ]
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Not since I turned 11?
So that might be a milestone
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Never mind.