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[sidecars]

If anyone cares
That Ever Young pool this planet's been bragging about
Supposedly makes you look ten years younger
Well, it works

[ Which is exactly why Bucky isn't using video this time around. ]

Comments

[ersatzeverything]

maybe I should give it a try. I wouldn't mind looking 25 for a while.

[Ten years, Deacon, ten. Not twenty.]

[sidecars]

I thought you were 40

[ersatzeverything]

I'm 37 and a half. Sometimes I round up. Sometimes I round down.

[sidecars]

37 huh?
You are 3 years away from the midlife crisis free for all I'll have you know

[ Shame on you for letting Bucky get so drunk and propositioning you for handjobs when you aren't even at your mid point. HOW VERY DARE! ]

[ersatzeverything]

It's good to have something to look forward to. I can't wait for the big four-oh. It'll be a hell of a party.

[Deacon has no shame. And is actually forty seven, not thirty seven.]

[sidecars]

Will there be strippers?

[ersatzeverything]

I was thinking hookers. You know a party's wild when there's hookers, a champagne fountain, and someone floating dead in the swimming pool by sunrise.

[sidecars]

Is that a good time?
That sounds like a really bad time
Maybe just stick to the hookers and keep the pool closed?

[ersatzeverything]

I didn't say a good time, I said a wild party. And then the cops show up to investigate the murder, because it turns out that the guy in the pool was shot by an aging Hollywood has-been.

No, wait, that's not my anticipated 40th birthday party, that's the opening scene of Sunset Boulevard.

Anyway, I don't have a pool.

[sidecars]

Well that's for the best I think
Just stick with your hookers

[ersatzeverything]

And the champagne fountain. That's really important.

Or just a beer keg, that's okay too.