This is a travesty! I can't believe it's gone on for so long without anyone daring to say a word. We must gather everyone to our ranks! Raise the banners, hand out fliers, write extremely lengthy manifestos! And we'll say "We're a people united and won't stand for raisins any longer".

[Well, she won't really be doing anything of the sort but she can get behind the idea of this call-out at least.]