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[The audio message is posted to the network at midday. Alan’s voice is measured and serious, though some may catch a certain strained quality undercutting his words.]
This is Alan Bradley speaking. I’m posting this as a warning about one of the ship’s new arrivals -- a program named Clu. [There’s a link to Clu’s page on the MID directory here, which includes an image of the program in question. Those who were present the previous month may also recognize the name from the emergency post Alan had made some weeks earlier. For those who weren’t:] He was created as the admin of a server called the Grid. A few of you may have seen the Grid firsthand through the Ingress on Amissis-Re, in which case you know what he’s capable of. He rewrote programs against their will en masse and kept his own User trapped on the Grid for years. [Some of the anger Alan’s trying to keep in check slips through here and still lingers as he continues.] He’s a danger to everyone on the ship -- especially to any inorganics with accessible code. His only interest in rewriting programs on the Grid was to make them completely obedient and loyal to him and there’s no reason to believe he won’t do the same to any AI he can manipulate here.
Don’t let your guard down around him and don’t leave him alone with any of the AI onboard if you can help it. Death may not always be permanent here, but what Clu could do might be.
[There’s a pause that might be a sigh and then:] I think we can all agree that it’s a theory better left untested.
[And on that note, the audio message ends. He won't address Clu directly here; the program has an MID like everyone else. If he wants to respond directly, he can.]
This is Alan Bradley speaking. I’m posting this as a warning about one of the ship’s new arrivals -- a program named Clu. [There’s a link to Clu’s page on the MID directory here, which includes an image of the program in question. Those who were present the previous month may also recognize the name from the emergency post Alan had made some weeks earlier. For those who weren’t:] He was created as the admin of a server called the Grid. A few of you may have seen the Grid firsthand through the Ingress on Amissis-Re, in which case you know what he’s capable of. He rewrote programs against their will en masse and kept his own User trapped on the Grid for years. [Some of the anger Alan’s trying to keep in check slips through here and still lingers as he continues.] He’s a danger to everyone on the ship -- especially to any inorganics with accessible code. His only interest in rewriting programs on the Grid was to make them completely obedient and loyal to him and there’s no reason to believe he won’t do the same to any AI he can manipulate here.
Don’t let your guard down around him and don’t leave him alone with any of the AI onboard if you can help it. Death may not always be permanent here, but what Clu could do might be.
[There’s a pause that might be a sigh and then:] I think we can all agree that it’s a theory better left untested.
[And on that note, the audio message ends. He won't address Clu directly here; the program has an MID like everyone else. If he wants to respond directly, he can.]

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Can non-AI technology be affected by him?[ His Companion Sprite isn't quite a program, in fact he's not sure what it is, just that it's mechanical and almost a person of it's own. But it's his oldest friend, and he's concerned. ]
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So she just kind of squints suspiciously for a good couple of minutes before she responds.]
...you aren't going to attack him, are you?
[That much is worth saying. Not because she gives a crap about this Clu guy, but like with Loki: She really doesn't want to set a precedent for people getting attacked for past crimes here.]
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Normally she doesn't comment on these things, or even look at the network, but this is starting to get really annoying.]
Do you people ever think before you post to this thing? Even a little bit?
I get hit. He pissed on in your cereal, killed your mentor, and stomped all over your playground. That doesn't mean anything here though, get it? 'Cause like, that playground he came from? It's gone. Along with whatever super special status he had.
The only one he's a threat to is any AI that's idiotic enough to show him how their coding works and let him fumble around with it til he's got the language down. For everybody else, he's about as threatening as a drenched kitten. If he pisses you off, just stick a magnet on him, or turn the microwave on, or whatever.
But sure, if he gets annoying, I'll make sure to completely destroy him just like I would anyone else. Seems fine enough for now, though. Just sorta up his own ass, but who isn't around here?
So, now that we've gotten all that out of the way, say it with me: The network is not for your personal drama. That's what Spacebook or whatever they're calling it here is for.
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From what I heard, our therapist shot him, then panic button dropped a ship on him.
[A completely useless sigh, because it's not like he needs to. In fact he has to try to make the sound.]
Good times. Good times.
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Well, I’m not advocating that we drop a ship on him. Or that anyone shoot him, for that matter.
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Does anyone here actually stop and think before they post public messages?
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However, its description of Clu's capabilities is worryingly incomplete.]
Rewrites also used to create viral corruption. Corrupted programs capable of infecting others, disk access not required. Corruption may spread to system environment.
Additional goal: deletion of ISO programs
[In Anon's experience, that had been the main goal. But he supposes that it wouldn't be a priority since Clu had mostly succeeded.]
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What effects does this corruption have on infected programs?
[The term “ISO” is familiar, if undefined. Alan can remember it in Flynn’s voice, amidst his feverish, indecipherable descriptions of a discovery to change the world forever.]
And why did Clu want to delete these ISO programs?
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You look just. like. This guy I know. It's uncanny.
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Except, it's clear that Alan's not making some horrible joke post, no matter what he'd prefer to believe. He's bristling by the time the message is over. Why does this shit keep happening? Sometimes it seems like the Ingress pulls in people specifically to fuck with certain others on the ship. ]
You've got to be fucking kidding me. He's here now?!
[ Repetitive, considering Alan just explained the whole thing, but Wash's anger doesn't care. ]
What can we do? Is there any way to prevent him from pulling any of this? Or is it just another thing we have to deal with around here now, not being able to leave inorganics out of our sights?
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Clu's only one person, though. He's the one who needs to be monitored, not every inorganic on the ship.
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If not… it becomes a matter of vigilance more than anything. [He doesn’t sound happy about this fact. If the captains won’t agree to contain Clu, then everything boils down to a dangerous game of keep-away -- one in which a single mistake could lead to permanent consequences.] Clu needs a program’s disk to edit them. As long as we keep them out of his hands, Rinzler and Tron should be safe. [A sigh.] Safe from edits, at least. [Clu had defeated Tron once before. There’s no guarantee he couldn’t do it again.]
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[ He just needs to know. For. Reasons. ]
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[ It's a question, sort of; he's testing the waters. ]
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There was no point in lecturing him about it now, though — what was done was done, and there was a few questions.]
First — please inform the captains. They're not omniscient, and they don't always have time to read every post on the network that goes through.
Second, Rinzler told me CLU was his administrator. Are you saying he re-coded Rinzler to switch administration from yourself to him? You're worried about Rinzler, but you've also tried to re-code Rinzler yourself — people may not be so eager to take you at your word.
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Clu did more than that. He completely rewrote who Rinzler was -- blocked his access to his own memories and tried to program him to be completely obedient to him.
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wasn’t as bad) (wasn’t the same)] was wrong, and I understand why people might not trust me. But I’m trying to prevent anything like it from happening again.AUDIO [PRIVATE]
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Not heeeeere but definitely facepalming