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[Eggsy had woken up this morning feeling pretty good considering everything. And that everything being that he was stuck on a space ship until that ship took him home or something like that. It wasn't the worst thing ever. He'd met some good people, some good looking people, and he was in outer fucking space.

He'd gone out to get the post, pressing his thumb to his postbox and pulling out a mask that frankly looked pretty cool. He'd put it on, taken it off, and put it in his room. No big deal.

Then as he's leaving, he stops in the middle of his room, thinking about how much he was missing JB, his pug, and that's when he felt weird. His eyes felt strange and he had sudden vertigo. Everything goes dark.

When he opens his eyes again he knows somethings off. For own thing, he's smaller, his weight spread out differently, and when he looks down at the MID (which is still somehow fucking attached) it's not on his arm, but on a dogs paw. His paw. There aren't any mirrors in his room and he starts to panic, thinking change back, change back now, and he fucking does. Suddenly he's him again, and he's not really sure what's going on.

But, he wouldn't be him if he didn't think that'd it'd be awesome to be a dog for a bit, so he tries to turn and he does. He runs around his room, then gets distracted by the MID and tries to gnaw it off, accidentally turning on the video. The ship gets a nice view of this cute fucker chewing on the MID and then this text:

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All sent from Eggsy's device.]

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[ The fact that Eggsy has just sent out a 'reply all' text that's utterly incoherent leaves Harry with a sick knot in his stomach. It would be too easy to conceal a skin contact activated poison on one of those awful masks that turned up everywhere. ]

Eggsy. Please tell me you didn't put on the bloody mask. You can't be that- [ Please don't be that stupid, Eggsy. ] I would hope you displayed better judgment in the future.

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don't kill the fun, harry. i put it on and now i can turn into a dog. it's fuckin sick, bruv.

How do you know it isn't affecting your mental acuity? Nothing comes without a price, I would have thought Valentine's sim cards would have taught you that.

don't be like that harry. i know all that. just can't be suspicious of everythin' all the time.

[Though a little caution would have taken him farther here.]

Eggsy in your line of work you ought to be suspicious of everything. How is it that you quizzed me on obscure details from our past to trust me bit you put on a strange mask without a second thought?

I only ask that you be more cautious. I don't want to see you come to harm.

cause the stakes were higher then, harry.

[A touch more serious than he means to be, but he can't help it. He'd had to be sure Harry was his Harry. The masks weren't the same for him. A different kind of caution.]

you've got no idea how much i needed you. i had to make sure this wasn't a trick. i still ain't sure that it's not.

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