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[It's a pretty simple video. Just a quick shot of the door to MORO ROOM # 021.]

[Except, adorning the door is a chalk sign. One that reads:]

[And Sideswipe laughing obnoxiously to himself in the background as the video cuts out. Take that, Starscream.]

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[Surely Starscream had been in his room long enough for that pointy headed punk to get bored and go do something else far away. BOY WAS STRASCREAM WRONG, upon opening the door he discovered that Pointy (that's his name now) hasn't moved a friggen inch.]

Why are you still here?

[Why no he hasn't seen the sign yet and Sideswipe better hope he never does.]

...

[Ooops.]

[He just sort of blinks for a few moments. And then awkwardly grins.]

No reason! Just passing through!

[Starscream just rubs his face what did he ever do to deserve THIS]

This isn't passing through, you've been hanging around outside my door. What do you want?

[He just keeps on making that same Too-Innocent face.]

Friendship?

[Starscream crosses his arms and frowns EVEN HARDER.]

See, I think you're lying.

Why would I wanna do that?

[Look how innocent he looks.]

Same reason anybody would, to cover something up. You're really bad at it, by the way.

[Starscream would know he is a Professional]

I am so offended you think I have something to hide! How could you!

[Well at least he does dramatic pretty well.]

[The dramatics are rather well done, Starscream could give him that much.]

How about you just leave and never talk to me again. We'd both be a lot happier. We don't even know each other's names, it won't be a loss to either of us.

Okay! Cool! See ya!

[Way to go Starscream, you just gave him an out to sprint off while you're stuck with his sign on your door.]

[Starscream just ROLLS HIS EYES SO HARD and ducks back into his room. And yes, the sign is totally still on the door. Well at least getting rid of that stupid kid had been easy right. Small victories.]