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Hey ah... My name is Niko Bellic. I am from the Balkans. [With an Eastern European accent that thickens all of his words. His "r"s are heavy and he can never quite manage a short "a" properly in English. It's English he's speaking, too, rather than his native Serbian. So the translators on the MIDs take that into account.] I work in the Cargo Bay, and I am a diplomat for the ship. I'm also a pretty good swimmer? I have a lot of [unfortunate] experience with it. And I know some people here are pretty terrible at swimming. So rather than see someone get hurt I am happy to teach some swimming if anyone is interested. There are shallow places without much current, and places with pools.

I will do my best and make sure you do not drown.

Also for people that have some of the spy jobs- I'm not going to ask who you are on here. Don't tell me over MID. Come find me in person. But I don't want to see us dicked over again because this happens all the time, and being diplomat I want to be ready for the dicking that will probably happen.

So if you can, find out what shit could be helpful to know. [So technical.] Like, I have not actually seen any crime yet? And in tourist places, that is kind of strange. There are usually some bad areas.

Could be that I have not gotten around enough, but just look into stuff like that if you have a chance.

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Oh yeah, I've heard people mention California.

For me it is San Andreas. Same place, though. Is where Los Santos and San Fierro are.

Never heard of those places. What year is it for you? It's 2019 where I'm from.

[ San Andreas sounds familiar, but he can't place it. Maybe it was one of the cities that got leveled in the Wars. ]

2008.

Probably I am from a place where events ran a little different, too.

Wish I could compare notes, but history ain't as easily tracked for me. Official information's full of lies and what books we can find aren't always great at filling all the gaps in.