allyisun: i'm really drunk right now (i have no idea what i'm doing)
allyisun ([personal profile] allyisun) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-06-02 10:57 am

Video

[The message opens on Allison trying to look Very Serious. She'd be steepling her fingers except the camera is on one of her wrists and that'd mess things up.]

So. Unlimited shopping funds. Along with having fun and treating ourselves, what I see here is an Opportunity.

Behold, your bar and café-

[The view pans over the bar on the side of the mess hall and then the café counter next door.]

Decent, yes. Serviceable. Quaint. But basically just an afterthought tacked onto the mess hall. But! Especially with the ship's growing population... What if we went big?

I'm talking getting our own room and making a snazzy new dedicated bar-and-cafe! Custom tables! Lounge chairs! Jukeboxes! Maybe a dance floor. Nachos.

[Her spiel over, Allison suddenly takes a -10 penalty to all confidence rolls.]

So, uh, what does everybody think? And like... What do you want out of a café and/or bar?
squadgoals: (so now I have no pringles left)

[personal profile] squadgoals 2016-06-22 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
Unlimited credits. Unlimited possibilities.

I say do it.
squadgoals: (that's not how mass effect fields WORK)

[personal profile] squadgoals 2016-06-27 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
They probably don't even think about it. Just buy plants every day, flashing their flashy credit chits.

Okay, they probably buy things that aren't plants, but you get the idea.
squadgoals: (this is not what i meant by squad goals)

[personal profile] squadgoals 2016-06-29 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely. Limited time offer to act like a billionaire. A quadrillionaire.

Everyone settles down some time. One day you're buying a line of shots for everyone at the bar, next thing you know you're micromanaging the furnishings in your apartment.

[beat;]

Oh my god. I'm boring and practical.
squadgoals: (that's not how mass effect fields WORK)

[personal profile] squadgoals 2016-06-30 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Nuh uh. I refuse to encourage this. Next thing you know, I'll be making scrapbooks unironically.