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[allyisun]

[The message opens on Allison trying to look Very Serious. She'd be steepling her fingers except the camera is on one of her wrists and that'd mess things up.]

So. Unlimited shopping funds. Along with having fun and treating ourselves, what I see here is an Opportunity.

Behold, your bar and café-

[The view pans over the bar on the side of the mess hall and then the café counter next door.]

Decent, yes. Serviceable. Quaint. But basically just an afterthought tacked onto the mess hall. But! Especially with the ship's growing population... What if we went big?

I'm talking getting our own room and making a snazzy new dedicated bar-and-cafe! Custom tables! Lounge chairs! Jukeboxes! Maybe a dance floor. Nachos.

[Her spiel over, Allison suddenly takes a -10 penalty to all confidence rolls.]

So, uh, what does everybody think? And like... What do you want out of a café and/or bar?

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text; sorry for him it is a habit

[anytime]

dude please provide nachos
its been so long since ive had a proper nacho
also pizza
do cafes do pizza
if not they should

video; look at her beautiful face

[allyisun]

I mean, I guess we could do pizza, too. But probably just the frozen box stuff. Unless you wanna convince the kitchen to make fresh pizza for us.

[Allison doesn't really want to ask Loki for more food for the café. They've got a pretty good thing going on with the current level of baked goods.]

permatext; u ok allison

[anytime]

how hard would it be to convince the kitchen to make fresh pizza
cause im fine with the frozen stuff i just wanna make my reacquaintance with the hella fine marriage of mozzarella and tomato at the crusted altar
but if i can talk them around
cool

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[allyisun]

Pfft, I dunno. If you flatter Loki enough he might consider it... or he might just hit you with a round of smiley faces. Not sure about the assistant chefs, they might be more accommodating.

...shit, now I'm craving pizza.

[anytime]

same
id suffer a thousand fucking smiley faces of dubious passive aggressive value if it meant i got pizza
how many chefs are there
how do you find them

[allyisun]

Like, a few? You can look through the crew directory on the MID to figure out who does what. Or just ask around.

I'm not really sure about any of them except Loki.

[anytime]

oh sweet
these wrist phones are more useful than i thought i got side tracked halfway through the mini games
btw does your cafe have apple juice

[allyisun]

They're somewhere between a phone and a tablet really. Except without real internet.

[Allison scratches her cheek.]

Um, it's got juice boxes but they're not really... apple. Or any other Earth fruits. Might be something similar?

[anytime]

i dont think ive heard a sadder thing since i got here
youd think in the futuristic space future people could do something as simple as maintaining an apple tree
or cloning one
cloning is probably easier
but even with my ass buried deep in tourist merchandise
theres not a bottle of aj to be seen
i guess ill have to start sampling all the juice boxes
do you like any of them

[allyisun]

I mean, I don't even know if this universe has an Earth, and I'm thinking apples probably don't evolve on other planets...

I like most of the ones I've tried, even if they have that 'this tastes like grape except not' thing going on.

[anytime]

well still if you can snatch up people from alt realities youd think someone would consider food a viable option at some point
but cool
i guess
pseudo juice is gonna have to cut it for a while

[allyisun]

Well, considering some of the stuff that's come through the Ingress... [So much Sailor Moon merchandise in her mail...] We might end up with a keg of apple juice eventually.