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[vengeance_driven]

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Alright. I have been very fucking patient about people coming in the Cargo Bay to spend some spare time. As long as they stay out of the way? It's been fine. Lots of open space and there are usually people in there in case someone wants to have someone around. [People get scared, after all.]

But I am going to throw down some ground rules right now.

This is not a place to practice your aim with a gun or magic or super crap. This is not a place to hide your contraband bullshit. This is where we store our food and supplies and things that we need for the rest of this trip. We have to collect this stuff, remember? Only some of it comes by Ingress and that is not a certain supply.

You want to put something in here? You put a label on a box and give it to us and we put it in our records. You want to play around in here? Remember we got a rec room, we got a training room. You want to have a fight? Do that in the training room.

Everyone knock this shit the fuck off.

[Apparently it's taken a super fight, Bruce Banner getting tranquilized, and the Cargo Bay being almost set on fire to finally test his patience.]

Comments

audio;

[gainedlove]

...sorry...

[Frisk, you were like the least offensive out of anyone he could have been talking about.]

Re: audio;

[vengeance_driven]

[Poor Frisk, he just keeps trying.]

Thanks.

[He'll take every little bit.]

video.

[t65]

[Guess who's been doing nearly all those things.]

Oh! Um- sorry. I'll move my things.

[Things like: the oven.]

Re: video.

[vengeance_driven]

What is it you got in here?

[He wants to check first.]

[t65]

[Um.]

I might have made something to construct khyber crystals.

[Even Luke knows that's dishonest.]

...It's an oven.

[vengeance_driven]

Dr. Bruce Banner might have space for it if you are not using it for cooking but for making things. Maybe ask him. He has science space. So does tiny green triangle lady.

[He doesn't want to leave him out in the cold but come on, people.]

[t65]

[Luke is about to agree and get to work on moving it, but one little, tiny, infinitesimal detail trips him up.]

Green triangle lady?

audio;

[redshitlord]

... Whoa. There's contraband stuff in there?

[Sideswipe no.]

[vengeance_driven]

Not contraband technically, but I have had to tell people to label things they want to hide in here. It is exhausting, man.

[redshitlord]

Aw, man...

I was hoping there was like... illegal energon high grade or something.

[vengeance_driven]

If you got some, find a better place to hide it than around here.

Or label it and hope no one questions it. I don't care. I doubt energon is illegal around here.

[redshitlord]

Nah, not me.

Well... not here... or home. But there's always stuff they say "don't touch until you're older".

VIDEO

[squadgoals]

Is the Mako okay? [beat;] The tank on wheels.

[vengeance_driven]

Luckily most everything is okay. Elsa the Ice Lady made it quick. It should be fine.

[squadgoals]

[My baby]

Thanks, Niko. [wait]

Ice lady?

[vengeance_driven]

I don't think it's her name, but it's how she put out the fire.

[For which he's immensely grateful.]

[squadgoals]

Well, if you see her again, thank her for me, too. A fire on a space ship is the last thing any of us want. Probably the worst hazard, hands down.

Thanks for keeping an eye out, Niko.

[video]

[inruins]

Thank you for your patience, young man. I am sorry about some of the things that have been happening in the cargo bay. [Both of her children have caused chaos this month, why is this her life.]

If there is anything that still needs to be cleaned up, do not hesitate to ask me.

[video]

[vengeance_driven]

Thanks. And don't worry, we got it. Just ah... remind the kid they have burn-proof rooms for this stuff next time.

[Luckily, he's pretty forgiving too if he gets a genuine apology. It definitely takes the edge off the anger. Even if he's a cranky asshole sometimes.]

[video]

[inruins]

Still, if you need me, do not hesitate to call. [Toriel is definitely apologetic. She hasn't really spoken to Niko before, but she wishes she could have a better impression to give.]

I shall. Asriel is at the age where magic can be erratic, so any practice will be monitored by myself or another capable adult monster.

audio;

[ersatzeverything]

I guess this means I should cancel the cargo bay dance party. Bummer. And we were going to have beer kegs and those flashing light things and everything.

[As he's talking, he's saving this audio announcement of Niko's for accent-study reference later.]

[vengeance_driven]

Not a lot of people with rhythm in here anyway. Is better to use the Mess.

[That accent can be used for the silliest of sass.]

[ersatzeverything]

I guess it would also take away the risk that someone might get, like, massively drunk and accidentally open up the airlock. That'd be the second worst way imaginable to end a party.

[vengeance_driven]

I hate to ask you what the worst party ending is.

[ersatzeverything]

Oh that's easy. Worst party ending is to make the final song of the night Tom Dooley. Guaranteed to kill all sense of fun for weeks after hearing it. It's that bad.