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[vengeance_driven]

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Alright. I have been very fucking patient about people coming in the Cargo Bay to spend some spare time. As long as they stay out of the way? It's been fine. Lots of open space and there are usually people in there in case someone wants to have someone around. [People get scared, after all.]

But I am going to throw down some ground rules right now.

This is not a place to practice your aim with a gun or magic or super crap. This is not a place to hide your contraband bullshit. This is where we store our food and supplies and things that we need for the rest of this trip. We have to collect this stuff, remember? Only some of it comes by Ingress and that is not a certain supply.

You want to put something in here? You put a label on a box and give it to us and we put it in our records. You want to play around in here? Remember we got a rec room, we got a training room. You want to have a fight? Do that in the training room.

Everyone knock this shit the fuck off.

[Apparently it's taken a super fight, Bruce Banner getting tranquilized, and the Cargo Bay being almost set on fire to finally test his patience.]

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[squadgoals]

[My baby]

Thanks, Niko. [wait]

Ice lady?

[vengeance_driven]

I don't think it's her name, but it's how she put out the fire.

[For which he's immensely grateful.]

[video]

[vengeance_driven]

Thanks. And don't worry, we got it. Just ah... remind the kid they have burn-proof rooms for this stuff next time.

[Luckily, he's pretty forgiving too if he gets a genuine apology. It definitely takes the edge off the anger. Even if he's a cranky asshole sometimes.]

[squadgoals]

Well, if you see her again, thank her for me, too. A fire on a space ship is the last thing any of us want. Probably the worst hazard, hands down.

Thanks for keeping an eye out, Niko.

[vengeance_driven]

To be honest if the boy had not made an announcement I would not have known.

[vengeance_driven]

Drinking and driving? Always a bad idea.

And you guys are kind of in a strange situation when it comes to that.

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[ersatzeverything]

I guess this means I should cancel the cargo bay dance party. Bummer. And we were going to have beer kegs and those flashing light things and everything.

[As he's talking, he's saving this audio announcement of Niko's for accent-study reference later.]

[redshitlord]

Driving is just like a different kind of walking, dude.

[vengeance_driven]

Yeah. That is kind of the problem.

You don't do either too well when drunk.

[redshitlord]

I bet I could.

[vengeance_driven]

Because I like you, I will not take that bet. Just trust me on this one.

[vengeance_driven]

Not a lot of people with rhythm in here anyway. Is better to use the Mess.

[That accent can be used for the silliest of sass.]

[redshitlord]

Ughhh... fine.

I thought you were cooler than that, though, dude.

[ersatzeverything]

I guess it would also take away the risk that someone might get, like, massively drunk and accidentally open up the airlock. That'd be the second worst way imaginable to end a party.

[vengeance_driven]

If you seen how many times I have wrecked drunk? You would understand.

[redshitlord]

Wrecked...? Like cars?

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[inruins]

Still, if you need me, do not hesitate to call. [Toriel is definitely apologetic. She hasn't really spoken to Niko before, but she wishes she could have a better impression to give.]

I shall. Asriel is at the age where magic can be erratic, so any practice will be monitored by myself or another capable adult monster.

[vengeance_driven]

Yeah. Not smart ones, of course. But it's not so easy to be in something big and clunky when you cannot think straight.

I still drink, yeah, just got to be smart about it and realize I will be stupid later.

[vengeance_driven]

I hate to ask you what the worst party ending is.

[ersatzeverything]

Oh that's easy. Worst party ending is to make the final song of the night Tom Dooley. Guaranteed to kill all sense of fun for weeks after hearing it. It's that bad.

[vengeance_driven]

I will consider myself lucky that I do not know this tragedy.

[ersatzeverything]

I'd sing it for you, but you so don't deserve that kind of punishment.

[redshitlord]

Those poor cars...

Well, at least there's nothing to drive here!

[vengeance_driven]

Luckily the cars in my world do not have brains. Just the brains of the people driving them. Which aren't very smart sometimes.

But you are pretty big and can stagger into things. I am not going to tell you not to drink this ah... stuff. Just be careful.

[redshitlord]

Yeah, well. Not all bots are that bright either.

Okay, okay, don't kill anyone when I party. Got it.