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[vengeance_driven]

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Alright. I have been very fucking patient about people coming in the Cargo Bay to spend some spare time. As long as they stay out of the way? It's been fine. Lots of open space and there are usually people in there in case someone wants to have someone around. [People get scared, after all.]

But I am going to throw down some ground rules right now.

This is not a place to practice your aim with a gun or magic or super crap. This is not a place to hide your contraband bullshit. This is where we store our food and supplies and things that we need for the rest of this trip. We have to collect this stuff, remember? Only some of it comes by Ingress and that is not a certain supply.

You want to put something in here? You put a label on a box and give it to us and we put it in our records. You want to play around in here? Remember we got a rec room, we got a training room. You want to have a fight? Do that in the training room.

Everyone knock this shit the fuck off.

[Apparently it's taken a super fight, Bruce Banner getting tranquilized, and the Cargo Bay being almost set on fire to finally test his patience.]

Comments

audio;

[gainedlove]

...sorry...

[Frisk, you were like the least offensive out of anyone he could have been talking about.]

Re: audio;

[vengeance_driven]

[Poor Frisk, he just keeps trying.]

Thanks.

[He'll take every little bit.]

video.

[t65]

[Guess who's been doing nearly all those things.]

Oh! Um- sorry. I'll move my things.

[Things like: the oven.]

Re: video.

[vengeance_driven]

What is it you got in here?

[He wants to check first.]

[t65]

[Um.]

I might have made something to construct khyber crystals.

[Even Luke knows that's dishonest.]

...It's an oven.

audio;

[redshitlord]

... Whoa. There's contraband stuff in there?

[Sideswipe no.]

[vengeance_driven]

Dr. Bruce Banner might have space for it if you are not using it for cooking but for making things. Maybe ask him. He has science space. So does tiny green triangle lady.

[He doesn't want to leave him out in the cold but come on, people.]

[t65]

[Luke is about to agree and get to work on moving it, but one little, tiny, infinitesimal detail trips him up.]

Green triangle lady?

[vengeance_driven]

Not contraband technically, but I have had to tell people to label things they want to hide in here. It is exhausting, man.

[vengeance_driven]

Hold on, I need to go double check her name.

[Despite having taken her to a museum and commissioning a sniper rifle off of her. Good job, Niko.]

Peridot. She runs the armory.

[redshitlord]

Aw, man...

I was hoping there was like... illegal energon high grade or something.

[t65]

[Huh.]

Khyber crystals are technically for weapons, so I guess I should talk to her. Thanks, Niko; I appreciate it.

[vengeance_driven]

If you got some, find a better place to hide it than around here.

Or label it and hope no one questions it. I don't care. I doubt energon is illegal around here.

[redshitlord]

Nah, not me.

Well... not here... or home. But there's always stuff they say "don't touch until you're older".

[vengeance_driven]

Does it make you drunk or high or something?

That is usually why people are told not to go near things until they are older.

[redshitlord]

Preeeeetty sure it's... something like that, yeah.

[vengeance_driven]

Well, if it shows up don't try it until you're older.

I do not know what qualifies as "older" for you guys since you live a very long time.

[redshitlord]

I'm like a million years old already!

[No, he is not.]

VIDEO

[squadgoals]

Is the Mako okay? [beat;] The tank on wheels.

[vengeance_driven]

Luckily most everything is okay. Elsa the Ice Lady made it quick. It should be fine.

[vengeance_driven]

Are you sure about that?

[redshitlord]

Yes.

I know how old I am, dude.

[vengeance_driven]

Well, far be it from me to stop you. But ah, at least do it with someone else that is a million years old around.

[Is there a Cybertronian version of hangovers?]

[redshitlord]

Yeah, yeah, I'll ask Riptide, don't be so worried.

[video]

[inruins]

Thank you for your patience, young man. I am sorry about some of the things that have been happening in the cargo bay. [Both of her children have caused chaos this month, why is this her life.]

If there is anything that still needs to be cleaned up, do not hesitate to ask me.