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[riptide is standing in front of a new addition to the cargo bay. those that know rodimus may recognise the general design of the craft.
judging by riptide's expression and his slow rubbing of his temple with one hand, he's got a headache. his optical ridges are drawn together so closely he might as well be trying to merge them into one. he sighs heavily.]
I just...
[shaking his head, the hand rubbing his temple draws down, over his face.]
The Leading Light is like right next to this thing, the Ingress couldn't have hit a few feet to the left?
[again, he exhales slowly.]
Well. We have a craft now, I guess. I know how to maintain this thing, by the way, so if anyone tries to very understandably pull it apart, just know that I will notice.
[there's a difference between cybertronians being around and actual cybertronian tech lying out in the open, after all.]
judging by riptide's expression and his slow rubbing of his temple with one hand, he's got a headache. his optical ridges are drawn together so closely he might as well be trying to merge them into one. he sighs heavily.]
I just...
[shaking his head, the hand rubbing his temple draws down, over his face.]
The Leading Light is like right next to this thing, the Ingress couldn't have hit a few feet to the left?
[again, he exhales slowly.]
Well. We have a craft now, I guess. I know how to maintain this thing, by the way, so if anyone tries to very understandably pull it apart, just know that I will notice.
[there's a difference between cybertronians being around and actual cybertronian tech lying out in the open, after all.]

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You should see our Star Destroyers.
[ahhh... decepticon war ships. always a nice sight to see blotting out the sun.]
Thankfully, we do. This is a one of a kind ship and not in the good way.
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Did he build it himself?
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[with all the crazy shit that happened during the war, he seriously doesn't know any more.]
You know, I have no idea where it came from.
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I mean, if he built it himself, that's still pretty impressive.
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[that means he thinks you're cool, luke.]
At this point I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the Matrix, like, farted it out after he wished really hard or something.
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Do I even want to know what the Matrix is?
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...Like if you've gone four million years without a ship shaped like your own head.