text; forward dated to 16th (locked from Kazuhira Miller)
Since timing was never an old man's best skill, I've been informed
Only a day before mind you
That Miller's birthday is tomorrow
We need to surprise the hell out of him!!
Now I've got the party organization handled
But who here can whip up a cake?
Because I sure can't
I figure we can just take over a portion of the mess hall
Let me know who is coming so I've got enough cake
And you all better bring presents!
I'll need a distraction team too
Got to keep Miller occupied until the party so he doesn't know what's up
Anyone want to volunteer?
Only a day before mind you
That Miller's birthday is tomorrow
We need to surprise the hell out of him!!
Now I've got the party organization handled
But who here can whip up a cake?
Because I sure can't
I figure we can just take over a portion of the mess hall
Let me know who is coming so I've got enough cake
And you all better bring presents!
I'll need a distraction team too
Got to keep Miller occupied until the party so he doesn't know what's up
Anyone want to volunteer?
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Clarify: birthday?
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It's an annual celebration on the day of a human's birth
They are very important
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Procedure?
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I am going with the surprise party technique
Basically a distraction team will lure him into the mess hall unawares
Then we all jump out and say HAPPY BIRTHDAY
And give him presents
And eat cake
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Vocalization, eating: required?
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Still need to grease some palms so we can even do this
But maybe around 1800?
I will let you know by tomorrow
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[Just... not going to ask about the grease.]