text; forward dated to 16th (locked from Kazuhira Miller)
Since timing was never an old man's best skill, I've been informed
Only a day before mind you
That Miller's birthday is tomorrow
We need to surprise the hell out of him!!
Now I've got the party organization handled
But who here can whip up a cake?
Because I sure can't
I figure we can just take over a portion of the mess hall
Let me know who is coming so I've got enough cake
And you all better bring presents!
I'll need a distraction team too
Got to keep Miller occupied until the party so he doesn't know what's up
Anyone want to volunteer?
Only a day before mind you
That Miller's birthday is tomorrow
We need to surprise the hell out of him!!
Now I've got the party organization handled
But who here can whip up a cake?
Because I sure can't
I figure we can just take over a portion of the mess hall
Let me know who is coming so I've got enough cake
And you all better bring presents!
I'll need a distraction team too
Got to keep Miller occupied until the party so he doesn't know what's up
Anyone want to volunteer?
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Someone's appreciation and joy isn't compensation enough?
You frigid bitch you
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Don't dismiss my rear end before you've taken a gander
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I bet it's better than yours
What about an unopened bottle of rum?
I also have cigarettes
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What kind? For both that is.
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That ass was sculpted out of Greek marble
Some kind of gold rum
Lucky Strike
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A rather crude way of putting it, but correct.
If the cigarettes are also unopened you've got a deal.
[It will be a fancy cake.]
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Thanks, pal
We need it by tomorrow night
So hop to it
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