text; forward dated to 16th (locked from Kazuhira Miller)

[sidecars]

Since timing was never an old man's best skill, I've been informed
Only a day before mind you
That Miller's birthday is tomorrow

We need to surprise the hell out of him!!
Now I've got the party organization handled
But who here can whip up a cake?
Because I sure can't

I figure we can just take over a portion of the mess hall
Let me know who is coming so I've got enough cake
And you all better bring presents!

I'll need a distraction team too
Got to keep Miller occupied until the party so he doesn't know what's up
Anyone want to volunteer?

Comments

[sidecars]

I knew I could count on you, pal!
Do whatever you need to do until the time is right
Just don't injure or infuriate him
That's the only rule

[ersatzeverything]

Can I irritate him slightly?

Not that I'm planning to, but sometimes it happens.

[sidecars]

You know
I think that's a good idea
We don't want him getting suspicious and slightly irritating is your main attribute
He might catch on to us if you're too nice

[ersatzeverything]

Awesome. If I wasn't allowed to be a pain in the ass during the mission, I might have had to reneg and stuff.

[sidecars]

You have my blessing to be you
Because you are wonderful
And annoying
And that's why we are pals