text; forward dated to 16th (locked from Kazuhira Miller)

[sidecars]

Since timing was never an old man's best skill, I've been informed
Only a day before mind you
That Miller's birthday is tomorrow

We need to surprise the hell out of him!!
Now I've got the party organization handled
But who here can whip up a cake?
Because I sure can't

I figure we can just take over a portion of the mess hall
Let me know who is coming so I've got enough cake
And you all better bring presents!

I'll need a distraction team too
Got to keep Miller occupied until the party so he doesn't know what's up
Anyone want to volunteer?

Comments

[saveyourserpent]

Didn't know he even had a birthday.

[Is it a faux pas to go to the birthday party of someone you'd had killed and then impersonated, even if you haven't done it yet where he comes from?]

I can be on eat cake team.

And distraction if necessary, I suppose.

[sidecars]

I know!
It's like he's a real human being or something
Weird, right?

[ That's called sarcasm, white snek. ]

You can definitely be on team cake eating!
That's totally a team
And one I will also take part in

[saveyourserpent]

Who would've even guessed?

[Obviously he'd been joking. Obviously.

And maybe he doesn't exactly know when his own birthday is so he doesn't think about them much to start with but still.]

Alright then cake team it is. I'm bloody good at this, too, don't worry.

[sidecars]

Not the people who deal with him

[ HA! Just kiddin', Miller. We love you! Or... Bucky does, Eli maybe not so much. ]

Oh you better be!
There's a cake stuffing quota you have to reach
And so help you if you don't!

[saveyourserpent]

Hah. So it's just an entire mystery.

[Well, not love him, but he at least doesn't hate him, which is good. Right?]

I've been known to go above and beyond when necessary, don't you worry. This cake thing'll be brilliant.

[sidecars]

Good!
I'm glad someone's enthused
You know
Besides me
And hopefully Miller

[saveyourserpent]

Well, I hope he's not too enthusiastic or maybe someone would've talked, right?

Can't have him too excited until party time, after all.