thisavrou | anonymous text; some nebulous time after the 17th

[ With his lightsaber still broken, the person responsible now aboard, and the Moira swarming with Jedi, Kylo Ren deems it prudent to post to the ship's network anonymously.

He's not hiding. ]

I received a number of extravagant gowns in the ship's mail. They are not my size.

[ There follows hasty video of various fetching outfits, some of them strewn carelessly over the boxes they arrived in, some of them simply dumped on the cargo bay's oil-and-who-knows-what-else-stained floor. Some of them have yet to be unpacked. ]

They may be found in the cargo bay near the decrepit excuse for a YT-1300 freighter.

OOC: So! Kylo received Padme's wardrobe and accessories in the mail. If your character is in the market for some ridiculous Natalie-Portman-sized clothes, Padme's player has given the okay for them to help themselves. They run the risk of being force choked by Anakin, BUT THAT'S ALL PART OF THE FUN, RIGHT?

Also--Kylo will leave the cargo bay pretty quickly, but if you want your character to run into him, either tag in with some actionspam or hit me up so we can plot!

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Yeah, but the answer here is no.

Fine. Then no.

[but it's obvious she doesn't like saying it]

[Truth told he feels a little bad yelling at her about it, if only because she is defending the ship's honor. But the whole thing is a little jarring.]

And no one is flying her without my saying so.

fine

[This should be the point where he leaves well enough alone and let her go about her business.

Han rarely actually does that.]

Have you really...?

[He's not sure he wants to know, actually. There aren't a lot of situations where that doesn't mean bad news.]