Text; 18th, following Robin's post

[allyisun]

Here at the All You've Got Café, we strive to keep a safe and happy work environment for all our employees.

That means if you have a problem with any of my employees you can find another goddamn café to grace with your unwanted presence.

Have a nice day! ^_^

[The first draft had a lot more swearing.

Robin, please come home.]

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[realitywarped]

On that note! If seen, please remind your employee she may still eat in the kitchen should the mess hall be too messy :-)

[He can't help having a soft spot for small people in rather large amounts of trouble- and, okay, a large amount of curiosity about how exactly a small child ends up with a bounty. He could probably have managed it, but it's usually rather harder for mortals...]

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[allyisun]

Will do.

Thanks Loki.

[It's nice to know other people have Robin's back. Particularly ones that seem to be gods.]

[realitywarped]

Entirely welcome. Those of us prone to trouble ought to stick together wherever possible :-P

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[knaval]

do i gotta put some1 on a high shelf? >:o

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[allyisun]

[Shit, that's kawaii.]

Not yet I don't think but I'll let you know, Big Guy.

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[knaval]

good
what happened?

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[allyisun]

Did you get one of the posters?

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[knaval]

no?????

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[allyisun]

Did you check your mail?

Anyway there's a bunch of posters going around that say some junk about My Little Barista.

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[knaval]

omg thats so rude
WHO IS DOING THIS i will
i was gonna say punch but that would be mesy
HAVE STRONG WORDS WITH

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[allyisun]

Well I mean
The posters are from her shitty government? And then the Ingress tossed them through I guess. And then someone delivered them...

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[knaval]

thats so messed up...........
tell her imma punch anyone who gives her slag for it

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[allyisun]

Will do!

Thanks Riptide. Your a good guy

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[knaval]

anything for box buddy :)

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[allyisun]

^_^ <3

[imaginary_wife]

At least if they're having shtako that doesn't matter anymore brought up by the fricking postal service for no good reason.

[Though she's pretty sure if someone was actually an asshole to a customer Allison has the good sense for that to not be her policy. But for a kid that needs to come home?]

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[allyisun]

Right?? A lot of people's personal stuff sure gets tossed around.

Especially crap to do it to a kid.

[She appreciates that people have Clover- Robin- Fingers's back.]

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[imaginary_wife]

A lot of us have done worse.

Hopefully someone will drag her back soon and she'll realize we're all idiots deep down.

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[allyisun]

Yeah I just

She doesn't deserve this??? She's a really good kid and I just

I'm worried

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[clericals]

That was amazing. I wish I'd had you for a boss at some of my old jobs.

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[allyisun]

Bosses should have their employees' backs, y'know?

[Especially when said employees are children.]

but tell that to corporate, right?

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[kidjoy]

Have people already been shitty to her there?

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[allyisun]

I mean, some people, I think? [Rarity.] But this is partly, just... In case.

There's a lot of support, too. I'm glad.

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[kidjoy]

Who? [Ten-year-olds can make their own shit lists.]

She deserves support for it. People are being stupid if they ain't.

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[allyisun]

[Allison sighs heavily.]

My roommate for one.

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[kidjoy]

And who's that?

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[allyisun]

[Have an even heavier sigh.]

Rarity. The unicorn.

[She kind of expected better from a unicorn, but that might actually be kind of racist...]

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[kidjoy]

Unicorn? That their name?

[Because unicorns aren't real. Right?]

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[allyisun]

No, she's a unicorn and her name's Rarity.

[Unicorns are definitely real. And denying young girls dresses.]

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[kidjoy]

[The horror.]

I thought unicorns were supposed to be cool? That's just shit.

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[allyisun]

Right? [Her childhood self is crying over this.] But apparently they're just like other people.

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[kidjoy]

Uggghhhh. This place is the worst! It's just gotta be all backwards and wrong 'bout everything.

[She still is a child and it's a miracle she's not progressed to an actual tantrum over this.]

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[allyisun]

[If this were face to face, Allison would give Muffin a pat on the shoulder or something, but as it is she just gives an awkward:]

Yeah, well... Yeah.

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[kidjoy]

[She's kind of used to awkward by now.]

If ya hear about anyone else givin' her trouble, tell me. 'kay?

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[allyisun]

Will do, Cap'n Muffin!

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[kidjoy]

[She gets a short laugh in return before the Girl cuts off.]