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[redshitlord]

HELP OK SO

UM

I NEED TO KNOW LIKE WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND THEY SAY YES

ALSO WHEN YOU KIND OF MAYBE



THINK THEYRE REALLY COOL ??? IN A LOT OF WAYS

TAILGTE SAYS BRING A PRESENT AND TALK ABOUT YROUSELF BUT ?????



HOW DO I DO THIS HELP ITS IMPORTANT

[No, it's really not that important. He's just panicking and completely misreading a situation. Whoops.]

Comments

[redshitlord]

wait what why isnt it fun wat did i do wrong

BECAUSE TAILGATE WANTS TO ASK ABOUT FURRIES AND SAD SCRAP

[ventifact]

i don't know
it just doesn't seem like something that's fun

what is a furry?
and scrap is only sad until you fix it

[redshitlord]

but its dark and youre alone with the guy and stuff


i dunno animals probably
no its like
a saying

when somethigns bad its scrap

[ventifact]

then that's the fun part
not the stars

then find someone who does i guess
and then tell me what they are when you know

that isn't necessarily true

[redshitlord]

idk i think the stars are kinda cool

uhhhhh well
i used it cause the decepticons back home are all like earth animals and stuff
so theyre furry ish


yeah but its a saying
for us

[ventifact]

they're just giant balls of burning gas
but ok

strange
do they actually have fur?
i thought you were all made of metal?

oh
i'll have to remember

[redshitlord]

well yeah but theyre still pretty

uhhh kinda
theres stuff on their plating it looks like fur

yeah no big deal its ok :)

[ventifact]

they are

that's cool
i'd like to see that

[redshitlord]

are u sure

theyre kind of really annoying and im pretty sure one of them tried to kill me