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[redshitlord]

HELP OK SO

UM

I NEED TO KNOW LIKE WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND THEY SAY YES

ALSO WHEN YOU KIND OF MAYBE



THINK THEYRE REALLY COOL ??? IN A LOT OF WAYS

TAILGTE SAYS BRING A PRESENT AND TALK ABOUT YROUSELF BUT ?????



HOW DO I DO THIS HELP ITS IMPORTANT

[No, it's really not that important. He's just panicking and completely misreading a situation. Whoops.]

Comments

[gainedlove]

flirt a bunch and give them a big smooch!!!! be honest with your feelings!!!!!!

[redshitlord]

ARE YOU SURE???

THAT SEEMS LIKE

RIPE FOR EMBARRASSMENT AND FRIENDSHIP RUINING

[gainedlove]

no way it totally works!! you just gotta tell them how you feel and then everything will be great! it worked before i know for sure!

[Unless you're trying to get with a certain dorky skeleton, but that worked out in the end too, so the advice is still totally correct!]

[redshitlord]

OKAY BUT

WHAT IF HE DOESNT LIKE

WANT TO HAVE THE FEELINGS???

[FRISK PLEASE. HELP.]

[gainedlove]

um

well you can still be friends so that's good too rite?

[redshitlord]

i want to be!! friends i mean

but in movies if dates dont work then you hate each other and i dont want that

[gainedlove]

no way i did a date with papyrus once and he said no but were still the biggest best friends ever so dont worry okay??

[redshitlord]

wait what you dated papyrus?????

but arent you like




five ??? i thought that was A Thing for humans

[gainedlove]

im not five im nine!!!!

[ROOD.]

and yeah i did!! it was really cool he showed me his house and gave me spaghetti and we had a lot of fun!

[redshitlord]

is that human date age ???

oh okay

whats spaghetti

[gainedlove]

yeah!!

[No, it's not, Frisk...]

spaghetti is a pasta! its really yummy but i dont know if ciber troneans can eat it

[redshitlord]

oh huh i didnt know that

whats a pasta

[gainedlove]

its noodles and stuff and you put sauce and other yummy stuff on it and you eat it!!

[redshitlord]

dude you guys have like the weirdest food

how do you keep track of it all

[gainedlove]

we have cook books and stuff

[redshitlord]

whoa seriously ???

whole books of food??

man itd be cool to be a human

[gainedlove]

yeah its reely cool!! do you just need lecrisity and stuff?

[redshitlord]

nah we use energon its like


liquid energy??? or solid?? i mean you have cubes of the stuff but you drink it so