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[redshitlord]

HELP OK SO

UM

I NEED TO KNOW LIKE WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND THEY SAY YES

ALSO WHEN YOU KIND OF MAYBE



THINK THEYRE REALLY COOL ??? IN A LOT OF WAYS

TAILGTE SAYS BRING A PRESENT AND TALK ABOUT YROUSELF BUT ?????



HOW DO I DO THIS HELP ITS IMPORTANT

[No, it's really not that important. He's just panicking and completely misreading a situation. Whoops.]

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[redshitlord]

... Okay. I'll. Try and not think about messing stuff up.

So that I won't mess it up?

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[straightouttacarbonite]

Look, you asked this other, uh, autobot out for a reason, right? Think about that.

[Han Solo is a terrible person to ask for romantic advice.]

If you screw it up, just cool it a while. Go do something else. chances are they'll get over it eventually.

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[redshitlord]

Riptide. And... yeah.

[He has no frame of reference. Honestly, Han could tell him anything, and he'd try it.]

Okay. That's uh. That's better than him hating me forever.

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[straightouttacarbonite]

Nah, you'd realize you were screwing up before it got that bad.

[imahologram]

It depends on which date you mean. Most of the recent ones have been pretty disastrous.
Keeping him alive is the goal. Don't worry.

I won't say a word.

[redshitlord]

oh really???? r u ok?
good :)


ok
its riptide

[imahologram]

Don't worry about me. Sometimes the war gets in the way of spending time together.

I don't think I've met Riptide. Another droid?

[redshitlord]

well i mean everyone says war isnt great so im sorry its not great where you are and stuff

autobot yeah
hes big and blue and turns into a boat

[ventifact]

they are

that's cool
i'd like to see that

[imahologram]

Everyone's right. But sometimes it's necessary to fight, and that makes it worthwhile.

...He turns into a boat?

[A boat. Sideswipe, you forgot to mention autobots turn into things.]

[redshitlord]

are u sure

theyre kind of really annoying and im pretty sure one of them tried to kill me

[redshitlord]

i guess
i wouldnt know tho since like the wars been over forever back home

o yeah! like i turn into a car!
:)

[Yeah, he forgets not everyone knows that. A lot.]

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[redshitlord]

Well... that's good, I guess.

[gainedlove]

no way i did a date with papyrus once and he said no but were still the biggest best friends ever so dont worry okay??

[redshitlord]

wait what you dated papyrus?????

but arent you like




five ??? i thought that was A Thing for humans

[imahologram]

I'm glad you haven't had to find out. You're better off that way.

What's a car?

[redshitlord]

yeah but maybe everyoned take me seriously then >:(





you dont know cars???

[imahologram]

The price isn't worth the reward in this case, trust me. People will learn to take you seriously without a war.

Apparently not. Are they some kind of ship?

[redshitlord]

i sure hope so

oh uh no its like stuff humans use to drive around and get places

[imahologram]

I haven't needed to see you fight in a war, have I?

Like a speeder?

[redshitlord]

nnnnnnno ...

uh maybe i mean i AM pretty fast :D

[imahologram]

And I take you seriously.

So are speeders. Maybe you can show me sometime.

[redshitlord]

oh yeah you do!!! :D youre awesome like that dont let anyone say youre not ok


SURE!!!

[gainedlove]

im not five im nine!!!!

[ROOD.]

and yeah i did!! it was really cool he showed me his house and gave me spaghetti and we had a lot of fun!

[redshitlord]

is that human date age ???

oh okay

whats spaghetti