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HELP OK SO UM I NEED TO KNOW LIKE WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND THEY SAY YES ALSO WHEN YOU KIND OF MAYBE THINK THEYRE REALLY COOL ??? IN A LOT OF WAYS TAILGTE SAYS BRING A PRESENT AND TALK ABOUT YROUSELF BUT ????? HOW DO I DO THIS HELP ITS IMPORTANT

[No, it's really not that important. He's just panicking and completely misreading a situation. Whoops.]

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they're just giant balls of burning gas
but ok

strange
do they actually have fur?
i thought you were all made of metal?

oh
i'll have to remember

Oh.

[ IT'S A DROID WITH RELIGION. ]

well yeah but theyre still pretty uhhh kinda theres stuff on their plating it looks like fur yeah no big deal its ok :)

[Han no......]

See? Not a droid.

[HE REMAINS UNCONVINCED but maybe arguing is not the right tactic here.]

I guess you'd know better than me. So where are you going on your date?

One arm just below the shoulder. One leg below the knee. Wasn't a pretty scene.

Seems to have happened to a lot of people here.

[He's sort of glad he's not alone. At least it shamed him into prosthetics.]

Oh uh.

To the observation place. That's good right?

... Eugh.

And. You guys don't just. Pop stuff back on, right?

No.

But considering you have a hot date ahead, I'll spare you the gruesome details. [Normally he wouldn't, as he hates the Skulls, and wants everyone else to, too.]

I'd rather you go into it with a sense of confidence.

Um!

I don't. Know if it's hot!

I'm just teasing you. [These big Metal Gear-ish people are really oddly cute. Despite him needing to immediately fend off a midlife crisis.]

Go have a good time.