[On some level, Kyoko understands that not all posts need to be private. On an even greater level, Kyoko understands that she doesn't want anyone to have leverage against her.]

Why would anyone write a book about pants? That's seriously stupid, y'know.

[TOTALLY DUMB, but more importantly--]

I wanna slice. Actually, you can just gimmie the entire pie.

[Judging by the way that her expression brightens, it's a joke. Probably.]