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Rey ([personal profile] ventifact) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-04-16 08:21 pm

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[rey had never received a package before. suspicion had been her first response when she'd gotten the message on her MID. it had to have been some kind of trick. she's prepared for the absolute worst when she picks up the box, holding it as if it might detonate at any second.

inside was dosmit ræh's helmet.

her heart had constricted. ræh had been her imaginary friend as a child, and was still someone rey looked up to even though they'd never met. and since her helmet had been inside a wrecked ship, they probably never would. so having the helmet back was a gift she'd never dreamed of. but it also meant that someone had been in her home, in her private space. and that makes her furious.]


how do these packages get here? who retrieves them? i need to know
redshitlord: (your best suggests)

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[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-18 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
thaaaaat... i ...




tried?
redshitlord: (BUT YOU'RE SO DAMN HOT)

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[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-20 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
sorry i dont know more

but uh

are you gonna tell me what was in your package or what? was it like

SUPER EMBARRASSING?
redshitlord: (I'M SO DAMN HOT)

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[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-20 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[... wait was he actually right? His initial reaction is to want to keep teasing so--]

something from home liiiiiiiiiiiike ...



garden nomes ???


[THAT'S EMBARRASSING, RIGHT? What did humans think was embarrassing , again?]
Edited 2016-04-20 04:55 (UTC)
redshitlord: (dun dun dun dun)

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[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-20 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
theyre ugly little stone humans denny keeps around in the scrap yard cause he thinks theyre worth something

so i figured theyd be embarrasisng
redshitlord: (darlin you're still divine)

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[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-20 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
idk he thinks hes gonna sell them or something

hes weird like that
redshitlord: (we get farther away)

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[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-20 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
I KNOW !!!!

WE KEEP SAYING THAT BUT HE DOESNT LISTEN

ITS LIKE A BAD HABIT OR SOMETHING ITS SO WEIRD
redshitlord: (BUT YOU'RE SO DAMN HOT)

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[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-20 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
NOOOO hes back home

oh

oh i LIKE that idea im totally gonna do that as soon as i get back you watch me
redshitlord: (darlin you're still divine)

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[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-20 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
or hell just move onto collecting neon signs again

seriously rey dude

hes nice and all but hes got a scrapyard FULL OF JUNK
redshitlord: (to blow away)

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[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-20 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
do i look like a bot who knows how to make art ?

i mean

ASIDE FROM MY PAINTJOB HEEEEEEY
redshitlord: (bad hearted boytrap babydoll)

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[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-22 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i mean some of it happened when i scanned a car on earth but like

do u know how expensive body shops are ???
redshitlord: (no more for sure)

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[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-23 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH ?? YOU THINk?

[HUMAN FRIEND THINKS I'M AWESOME HELL YES HELL YES.]
redshitlord: (but you --)

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[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-04-26 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
yeah iknow im just looking for confirmation