video;

[goodluckkobra]

[ The video comes on and it's mostly his bright yellow motorcycle helmet, the garish smiling face and GOOD LUCK printed over the visor. ]

--fuckin' hell.

[ He's off balance, but he catches himself and flips up the visor to give a toothy grin. ]

Lookin' to get my hands on some paint or dye or fabric. Bright colors.

[ He looks thoughtful for a moment. ]

Or music. Somethin' loud and fast. Gotta be somethin' worth looking at or listening to on this ship.

Name's Kobra Kid, by the way. Anyone heard of me? Kind of a big deal where I'm from.

Comments

[mttbrandlegs]

I'm afraid that while I would usually use this time to assure you it isn't that bad...I kind of agree! It is boring here, and maybe that's just the opinion of a new crewmember, but really.

There's not even any TV here! How do we keep entertained, because I can tell you something; assigned work is not going to keep me occupied!

[Someone's dialed up his sass. Mettaton can't be blamed though. He finally has someone who KNOWS! Kobra knows it's boring and lame and they should do something about it!]

[goodluckkobra]

Didn't really have TV back home. Just some music when we could get it. Think I saw some TV when I was real little, though. What's it like?

[mttbrandlegs]

[Mettaton finds it a pity that Kobra doesn't know about the intricate nuances of television. And it isn't above him to explain!]

TV...that's what I've made a career out of, and I must say it really is the best! Getting to see your visage broadcast among the fans, gaining a large following and having them adore you...hmm~ Anyway, it's also pretty informative, depending on what you watch! I've done cooking shows, for example!

Or if you want to be entertained, there's dramas and films!

[goodluckkobra]

Wouldn't've had much use for cooking shows, but entertainment could be fun. Mostly listened to music when we could.

[ It hadn't always been safe to be loud, but when it had been relatively so, they'd had their fun with it and then some. ]

[mttbrandlegs]

Music videos, then! And dance competitions, if you're into that sort of thing!

[Mettaton would be. He's a jack of all entertainment trades.]

Tell me, beautiful, what made you popular~?

[goodluckkobra]

[ Music videos could be fun, he bets. He grins, toothy and sharp. ]

Bein' stylish and loud.

[ And incredibly violent. ]

[mttbrandlegs]

[A little violence never hurt anyone...more than necessary, anyway. Do you know what that sort of thing can do for ratings?! It's great!]

My sort of fun! We'll have to arrange something interesting together, gorgeous. You sound like a good time!

[Maybe it's just Mettaton's general manner of speaking, but that sounds pretty flirty.]

[goodluckkobra]

Always a good time with me.

[ Flirt for a flirt. It's Kobra's favorite language to spea. ]

'Long as you're interesting enough to handle it.

[mttbrandlegs]

Oh honey, I'm more than capable of having a good time! We'll see if you pass muster~ I do have great faith in humanity, so I'm sure you'll be great!

[Such ego. So flirting. Wow.]

[goodluckkobra]

[ Kobra just waggles his eyebrows suggestively. ]

Lookin' forward to it.