backsassin: by <user name = sousaphone> (get them hysterical)
backsassin ([personal profile] backsassin) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-04-03 11:43 pm
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audio; april 1

[If the voice on the other end of the MID transmission is familiar to some of the members of the crew, the tone certainly is not. Zam’s still waiting for the painkillers to kick in, meaning his voice is quiet and halting as he can’t quite take a full breath without pressing against his broken ribs. He somehow manages to sound pissed off regardless.]

So… next month, I want another Cybertronian at the Ingress. And if one of your buddies steps out, you get to say hello. Not me. [Guess who was nearly crushed to death and/or dismembered by a being more than six times his size earlier that day? This guy.]

If you haven’t figured it out yet, we now have a new Cybertronian crewmember. An angry, homicidal one. Very large, mostly purple and silver, calls people “fleshlings.” [A short, half-gasp that might be taken for a pained laugh.] Seemed to know his way around an interrogation.

You see him, I suggest staying far, far away.

And while I’m here… Any engineers experienced with medical tech, I could use your help. Nothing big, just… had something damaged during that little encounter. [Zam’s not going to get into the specifics of breathpacks and axial musculature ventilation when talking hurts this much, so you’ll just have to show up if you want the specifics.]