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[straightouttacarbonite]

So I don't know how many of you are used to spending a lot of time on a ship between systems, but I've been doing this a long time back home. And I can pretty much promise you, once we get rid of the rest of these things trying to eat holes in the hull, we're all going to get very bored.

Well, that or something bigger is gonna start eating bigger holes in the ship. Sometimes you just can't catch a break.

Anyway, please tell me someone in this galaxy has a deck of cards. I didn't exactly have a chance to pack.

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[straightouttacarbonite]

Hey, I'm not saying it's not a problem.

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[knaval]

Uh huh.

Your solution to that is cards?

[as far as riptide is aware, cards involves math. which is dangerously close to learning.]

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[straightouttacarbonite]

No, my solution to that is stomping on them, shooting them, or otherwise getting rid of them when I see them. But sooner or later boredom will set in, I'm thinking ahead.

Are they nesting in the walls or something? I dunno any better way to get rid of them.

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[knaval]

They're probably eating whatever was nesting in the walls. You have a club? Go nuts with a non-metal club. That'll be entertaining for a few hours, maybe.

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[straightouttacarbonite]

Who says I haven't been? Sometimes a guy needs a break.

Re: video

[knaval]

...Okay, well, I might have jumped the gun on being mad with you then.

[bugger.]

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[straightouttacarbonite]

Don't worry, it happens all the time.

[Really, it does. Over all sorts of things that are not his fault.]

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[knaval]

Aw, don't say that! I feel bad now.


...Actually, are you well versed in things that eat ships? That sounds like some advice I might need.

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[straightouttacarbonite]

Nothing like this. I mean, mynocks'll chew through anything they can, but they won't go through durasteel.

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[knaval]

Yeah, that's... once again, you have Cybertron to thank for some destructive little pest. They don't like cold or being wet, so, uh. Go forth, human! Spray them with a hose if they interrupt your card game or something.

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[straightouttacarbonite]

I'll keep that in mind, thanks. I've just been trying to break them.