Yeah, I was a space adventurer for a while. I got myself a space car and travelled around the galaxy righting wrongs, shooting evil space aliens, that sort of thing. It was awesome, but I had to go back to Earth and help overthrow a dictator. Finished that and I was just about to take off again when the Ingress picked me up.

[He's trying out a whole new level of sheer outrageousness in lying now, seeing how much being on an alien spaceship will let him get away with.]