[Text, March 12]

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Ok, I'm asking. What is everyone's job? I'm looking for that one guy who has a worse job than mine. Just one.

And I'm hoping Taco Tuesdays aren't a thing here. That's just a disaster waiting to happen.

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I'm guessing that means that yours is pretty good.

Lay it on me. What, ice cream taste tester? Dance instructor? Do you own the ship?

[whynotgoonmyown]

... Well now you're making me wish it was better.

No, I'm just the lighting technician. I go around the ship, make sure all the light fixtures are clean and working properly.

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Seems like that would leave you with a lot of free time on your hands.

[whynotgoonmyown]

It can, yeah.

Ice cream taste tester would still be a lot better, though.

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I'd sign up for that one too. What's your favorite flavor?

[whynotgoonmyown]

Ben & Jerry's cookie dough, hands down.

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Chunky Monkey. I don't even wanna think about what I would do for a pint of that right about now.

[whynotgoonmyown]

Shit, I don't want to think of what I'd for even a scoop of their peach melba greek frozen yogurt.

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Wait, wait. You lost me. Peach what?

[whynotgoonmyown]

It's one of their flavors. It's peach greek frozen yogurt with peach pieces and raspberry swirls. Not one of their best for me, usually.

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Sounds almost healthy.

I never eat anything healthy.

[whynotgoonmyown]

A man after my own heart.