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[imaginary_wife]

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So we have someone else missing an arm, only this time it's one of our fine upstanding very tall robotic gentlemen.

So, while we can put it back on much easier, I'm going to need some help with this bad boy. Robotocists, mechanics, technicians, show 'em if you got 'em. I just need one or two.



OOC: Dated to after this text.

Comments

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[a_shadow]

I'm working on the planet but I will be going back to the ship later if you don't find someone else right away.

[imaginary_wife]

I'll let you know. I want to get this guy patched up as quickly as possible. He's on the observation deck at the moment.

[a_shadow]

All right. I'll assume if you don't follow up that you found someone then.

[imaginary_wife]

What sort of muscles do you have on you, by the way? This is a big arm and it would help if one of us came in heavy duty.

[peridork]

One of the cybertronians?

I am available to assist if you still require it. I have some experience with working with their species.

[imaginary_wife]

That would be them, sister.

Get over here when you can. We should get this taken care of before they get bored and start playing fetch with it.

[peridork]

Right. Where will we be performing the procedure?

[imaginary_wife]

Observation deck. Only place with enough room right now. Apparently someone messed up the cargo bay.

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[pushed]

Is this the sort of thing that happens a lot?

[imaginary_wife]

On this ship? More often than the common cold.

[pushed]

Good to know.

[it's really terrible to know.]

[imaginary_wife]

Well, if it ever happens to you at least you know we have a lot of experience in dealing with it.

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[knaval]

this is like the zillionth time i have lost a limb its no biggie
wait are you organic
how do organics replace limbs?
do they grow back or something??

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[beautifulspaceraptor]

If you still need help, I will be happy to come along?

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[imaginary_wife]

I think we're covered for the moment but I'm keeping this contact just in case things get a little tricky.

[beautifulspaceraptor]

I'll be here if you need me!

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[knaval]

[through all this, riptide is just sitting cross legged, looking vaguely like a scolded child.]

How are we gonna do this? You got tape? A hammer?

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[daintylegs]

What about super glue?

[Tailgate pipes up from a short distance away. He's only here for a little while, afterwards he needs to go see how angry Cyclonus is.]

I'm actually surprised you were the only one who lost an arm, considering how hard we landed.

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[knaval]

That might gum up my joint...

[he says it thoughtfully, though, like he's actually thinking about it.]

I'm honestly surprised we're not smears on the surface, but who am I to question physics?

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[redshitlord]

He's... gonna be okay right?

[Says the OTHER idiot robot child who crash landed on the planet.]

[imaginary_wife]

He'll be fine. If he tells you otherwise he's being melodramatic.

[redshitlord]

That's good!

I mean, not good his arm's off and stuff but hey! A-at least he's not gonna die right?

[voice]

[rraidergirl]

What did they do this time.

[ This is less of a question and more of just. Quiet resignation. ]

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[imaginary_wife]

Took a ride on a giant whale.

[voice]

[rraidergirl]

[Lengthy, heartfelt pause. ]

I want to ask how it went, but I suppose your post more or less answers that question.

..Did they blow the whale up?