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[warandpeace]

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I've written up some training routines specifically geared towards stealth and retrieval. I would like to grab some volunteers. There are higher levels of difficulty.

The training room is also open for other trainers to provide firearms and combat training, and also basic self-defense is available of course. Let me know what you'd be interested in.

On a more personal note, for those people that know me, or are acquainted with me, and have very good intentions? Try not to fix me up for a little while. I know it seems like a fun hobby, but I'm not really feelin' it.

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[ersatzeverything]

I'm looking to keep up with stealth, mostly. Oh, and firearms. It'd be really really bad if I forgot how to shoot things. And witty repartee, that's super important when fighting.

I'm crap at melee and hand-to-hand, so extra practice there would be demoralizing but useful.

[warandpeace]

Actually the overly affectionate young man who is also talking here is the one that's assigned to firearms training.

I'll come up with a scenario to put it to good use.

[ersatzeverything]

You mean the flavored condom kid? [This is Bucky's new superhero nickname. Sorry.]

[warandpeace]

[Actually that was pretty funny.]

I believe he would prefer "flavored condom soldier".

[ersatzeverything]

My bad. "Flavored condom soldier" it is. Or "FCS." [He's at that age where anyone who looks under 25 could get labelled "kid," trying to convince himself that it's not that he's gotten old, it's that all these whipper snappers are so damn young.]

[warandpeace]

I'm sure if we got him a military style patch he would wear it with pride.

[They're getting to be old men but he still probably bets that giving a soldier a patch with a dick silhouette is pretty funny.]

[ersatzeverything]

[Deacon laughs. Dicks are always funny, even when you're in your fourth decade.]

If I had an ounce of crafting skill, I'd be totally tempted to make him one right now. It should have words around the edge, don't military patches usually have words around the edge? Like "Elite First Condom Division, Cinnamon Bun Flavored"

[warandpeace]

I'll be perfectly honest, I couldn't think of a better title to award Mr. Barnes with.

[sidecars]

[ WOW how rude ]