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[gainedlove]

[The feed opens to a small child--one that looks oddly similar to a certain child that was the subject of a few trials last month. Unlike Chara, however, this kid doesn't seem to have any anger bubbling under the surface, nor a glint in their eye like they're sizing up an opponent. In fact, they actually look somewhat...guilty?]

Um, hi everyone! This is Frisk. ...um.

[Frisk looks up at something away from the camera, then back down again.]

Uh, I know we got mail a while ago, but I was kinda...busy, and...um. I forgot to ask...

[They move the camera around to point at a ridiculously oversized, futuristic-looking canon leaning against the wall of their dorm--how it was dragged into the room is anyone's guess, but it certainly can't we wielded by this tiny kid.]

Um, th' captains gave this to me but it's not mine. If it's yours, you can come get it! My room is number five on Nomo deck.


( ooc: The canon actually belongs to Megatron, but people are free to try and convince Frisk it's theirs! He will be regaining proper custody of the gun, though. )

Comments

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[kickbancaboose]

damn kid that cannon's bigger than you
how the hell did you get it in your room?

[gainedlove]

i had to get help i cant even drag it!! it was like on shows when you got to get the couch down the stairs and stuff

and damn is a bad word you shouldnt say it

[kickbancaboose]

isn't hell a bad word too or are you just discriminating against the word damn

[gainedlove]

hell is bad to
but damn is bader

[kickbancaboose]

oh my bad i'll keep it in mind
thanks for letting me know

[gainedlove]

okay!!
thats good now you wont get in trouble

[Do you hear the whistling sound of the sarcasm flying overhead? Frisk sure doesn't.]

[kickbancaboose]

[ that's okay, church is oddly charmed by this tiny itty bitty child. ]

you don't think they'd lock me up for a little swearing, right?

[gainedlove]

i dont think so
you mite get grounded but i dont think the hold is for that

[kickbancaboose]

do you have any suggestions for words i can say instead for when i'm really [ PISSED ] uhhhh not... happy?

like are darn and heck okay or is that pushing it

[gainedlove]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mom doesnt get too mad when i say shoot but i dont do it lots
if youre older i think those ones are okay

[kickbancaboose]

what about fiddlesticks
or banana shenanigans

[gainedlove]

[As the tiny child starts giggling on the other end...]

those are just silly!!!

[kickbancaboose]

sweet, i'll add them to my list of approved exclamations. thanks, kid.

[gainedlove]

your welcome!!!