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[ Give a teenager a video function and a captive audience and it's only so long before they abuse the privilege. ]

You know, this kind of transdimensional grab bag usually sets off a few alarm bells. Integrity of the space time continuum, multiples of the same person in the same space affecting Reality As We Know It, blah blah blah. This is pretty low key. Like hi, welcome to your new home, here's a really ugly uniform, a job and a room assignment. Don't mind the teenagers necking in your room, that's just a thing.

[ Who's bitter, not her. ]

One thing I do like? Crew roster. Nice, simple way to check to see if there's anyone familiar; archenemies, familiar code names, family members from different dimensions who might not know who you are, ex-boyfriends who need to get their teeth punched in... [ She was making a point here. ]

Some of you need to work on your code names, though. Like I get being part of a legacy, but we have like five different Snakes. Five. [ More like three, but she's not gonna let a silly thing like facts stop her. ] That's way too many snakes for this ship. Venom I get, it sounds like someone who probably runs around Gotham and changes their alignment every day of the week, but whatever, I guess if Catwoman can, you can too. Live the dream. The other two need to flip a coin or something.

Or, wild idea, but go with me on this: pick another animal, be your own hero and/or villain, break free of the legacy cycle! You know who never looks stressed out? Heroes who aren't part of a legacy.

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[ LOOK HE FORGOT HE HATES TALKING ABOUT FEELINGS. He got caught up in the "I have a cousin" excitement. ]

No. It was definitely her.

[ They can still talk about your feelings. ]

Yeah, pretty sure it was him. Did you guys fight? Like fight fight?

[ Feelings are stupid. Talking is stupid. He's going to take a vow of silence. ]

Not physically. She... she did something I couldn't forgive.

[ Yeah this feels like Crossing A Line. ]

Mine punched me through a building and kidnapped me to his weird stalker-y lair. Like pictures of my face all over the walls.

I dropped a mountain on him. [ So that makes everything better, obviously. ]

Not the same, but I get it.

Take my advice: never date a psychic.

[ Because it's great up until the point they violate your trust. ]

Yikes.

[ She can kinda guess what happened. ]

Yeah. Her name is M'Gann. If she shows up I'll let you know.

I'll keep an ear out for the name.

[ Actually that brings up something else she wants to clear up. Give her a minute to fiddle so she can switch settings.]
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Hey... You know about Luthor, right?

...you mean that he donated his genes to make me? Yeah, I know all about that. It's why I can't fly or use heat vision.

Yeah, that's--

Wait, you can't fly?

Not unless I use something that suppresses my human genetics.

[ Wait... ]

Does that mean there are versions that can?

[ Where the hell is Greg Weisman? Conner needs to have some words about consistency. ]

I only know the one other version and yeah, he can fly.

[Sorry, cuz. ]

[ He has no words, but Kara will hear the most disgruntled huff of annoyance. He's been landlocked for five years and there's another version of him capable of flying. ]

Now I'm really wondering if Luthor botched my cloning process on purpose.

If it helps, it's not normal Kryptonian flying, which for the record isn't actually a thing to begin with. I can't remember what he called it.

It really doesn't. Does your version age?

That.. Never came up actually. Something about the yellow sunrays, blah blah space.

Do you not age?

Not externally. I've looked the same way for five years.

I'd say ask Clark, but... Yeah. I was put in stasis, except I wasn't meant to be in stasis as long as I was so. Maybe it is a Kryptonian thing?

[ She's trying to help. ]

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