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[allyisun]

[Cue blonde girl squinting at the camera. There's a hint of brown at her roots, though. Shh.]

Okay, so. Like video blogging. Cool.

[She pulls back a bit and waves, running her fingers through her bangs.]

Um, hey. Allison Ruth here. Your new friendly neighborhood barista.

Or at least I will be once me and the kitchen crew sort out this whole cafe thing. And maybe get some coffee makers and an espresso machine or something...

[Please don't make her try and do everything by hand.]

So, yeah. Hi.

Comments

[allyisun]

No. Have you?

[Are you a delinquent, Peter.

To the other part she just shakes her head, trying not to small. This kid is ridiculous.]

[takeitslow]

I took a run through the place when we got here. I didn't go inside.

[He is. He is the most petty little delinquent. That smile is selling it.]

[allyisun]

Then maybe you should see it from the inside before you start judging.

Probably wouldn't have trouble convincing them.

[takeitslow]

But that would mean getting caught. I don't get caught.

[allyisun]

Big words from a little guy.

[Who's probably taller than her, but shhh, he's young.]

[takeitslow]

You've seen how fast I can go, right? It's not all talk, honey.

[allyisun]

Did you just call me honey??

[She is gonna kick your ass some day, wow]

[takeitslow]

Oh sorry. Little too sweet for you, right?

[That's pretty much what he's gunning for. She's so reactive, its fun for him]

[allyisun]

Dude, you're like eight.

[Eight, eighteen, whatever. Still way too young to be flirting with her, gosh.]

[takeitslow]

Dude, I'm like seventeen.

[It's less straight out flirting than trying to annoy her, but she doesn't need to know that.]

[allyisun]

Wouldn't know it by how you act.

[that's a lie. Teenage boys are well known for being the biggest brats on the planet. Though she'd still take them over middle aged rich white guys and angry soccer moms.]

[takeitslow]

Ugh, what? And how old are you supposed to be?

[allyisun]

Excuse you! Don't you know never to ask a lady her age?

[takeitslow]

You asked me mine. It's equality!

[allyisun]

I didn't ask, you just told me.

[takeitslow]

And? Fair's still fair.

[allyisun]

Old enough to have a college degree.

[Stubborn is as stubborn does.]

[takeitslow]

So, like, 30?

[How long does college take? Not like he'll ever know.]

[allyisun]

What?! Do I look 30 to you?

[Peter, no, don't make her feel really old...]

[takeitslow]

Do you really want me to answer that?

[allyisun]

[Wow, nope, not replying to that one, cold shoulder for you Peter.]

[takeitslow]

[He's just going to keep grinning. She has to crack and talk to him sometime.]

[allyisun]

[It's true, she will. BUT NOT TODAY MISTER.]

[takeitslow]

[Just keep staring. Her will cannot be that strong. Hold the line Peter]

[allyisun]

[Nope, she's waiting for Peter to cave and apologize first.

This is definitely how mature adults do things.]