[Video] (Backdated: End of January)

[narcissistictendencies]

[Hello Moira crew, did you miss him? Probably not. Hell, he doesn't even recognise half the names on the roster anymore, so most of you probably didn't even know he was here. But he's back, not so much in black, and he's getting reacquainted. He's been out of cryo for a bit, but he's been trying to make sense of everything going on until that nifty little warning he saw on the network. A+ everyone. You managed to tick some new race off without the help of a Stark. Which, he seems to be the sole Stark onboard now. That's depressing.]

Okay, can anyone fill me in on who we pissed off this time, since I've been a little out of the loop as of late? Well, actually, until semi-recently, I've been an ice cube. Cap--saw your name on the roster; welcome back buddy--next Cap-cicle joke I make, you're allowed to deck me. I think I have freezer burn, I swear. Is that even a thing I can have? Medical gives me a clean bill of health, but I think I want a second opinion.

What was I saying? Oh, right. A recap would be nice. Stark out. [He waves at the camera and cuts the feed.]

Comments

[narcissistictendencies]

That there is. It's not something I'm used to, but that's not really up my alley.

[AKA: it doesn't blow up, so it's no fun.]

Well, that's always a hoot. If it sounds too good to be true, it usually is. Business one-oh-one. I'm just guessing here, but creepy utopian planet's being pretty persistent in the whole not letting us get away thing, aren't they? See, situations like that really make me wish I had access to my bank account. Or my workshop. I'd settle with either.

[It's so much easier to just pay assholes like that off. And when all else fails, he could just help everyone fight their way out.]

[diamondslap]

It doesn't tend to be up many alleys. [she snorts.] Can't say I'm complaining about the dull ones leaving it all to me.

[tony clearly hasn't seen someone frozen solid then shattered. absolutely delightful.]

You know, I said the same thing. Let me have my accounts, turn the planet into a mining colony. Teach them a thing or two about manners. Apparently that's not diplomatic enough. Ridiculous.

[narcissistictendencies]

The dull ones? And what interest do you have I cryogenics?

[As a matter of fact, he has not.

That next bit makes him scoff an amused sort of sound.]

And mining colony? Now there's a cruel and unusual, if a bit archaic, punishment. I can't say it would be an economically sound investment if the planet doesn't have much to offer, but it sure as hell would be a powerful crime deterrent.

[diamondslap]

The elemental cyro tech itself, darling. Cyrogenics is rather boring.

[she makes a mental note of tony's objection to the vague implication that he's dull.]

It was a dating planet that forced it's asinine customs on us. If you can think of a modus operandi more useless than that, I might be mildly impressed.